1. Dispatcher: "9-1-1, what's your emergency?"
Caller: "I heard what sounded like gunshots coming from the brown house on the corner."
Dispatcher: "Do you have an address?"
Caller: "No, I have on a blouse and slacks, why?"
2. Dispatcher: "9-1-1, what's the nature of your emergency?"
Caller: "My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only two minutes apart!"
Dispatcher: "Is this her first child?"
Caller: "No, you idiot! This is her husband!"
3. Dispatcher: "9-1-1, what's the nature of your emergency?"
Caller: "Yeah, I'm having trouble breathing. I'm all out of breath ... I think I'm going to pass out."
Dispatcher: "Sir, where are you calling from?"
Caller: "I'm at a pay phone. North and Foster."
Dispatcher: "Sir, an ambulance is on the way. Are you an asthmatic?"
Caller: "No."
Dispatcher: "What were you doing before you started having trouble breathing?"
Caller: "Running from the police."
2006-10-03 14:26:26 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
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2006-10-06 15:19:07 · answer #1 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
caller: How do you bake a turkey?
dispatcher:Sir this line if for emergency phone calls.
caller:This is an emergency it's Thanksgiving and I have to bake a turkey!
2006-10-03 22:41:29 · answer #2 · answered by Desperado 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
those were pretty funny, especially the last one. took me alittle while to get that first one though, a dress, uuhhuhuhuh
2006-10-03 22:55:18 · answer #3 · answered by jess l 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. Good ones. LOL.
Thanks for the laughs.
2006-10-05 15:15:13 · answer #4 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL thaks for the great joke
2006-10-03 22:35:01 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I love that last one!!
2006-10-03 22:07:43 · answer #6 · answered by confusedgirl 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol nice
2006-10-03 22:15:49 · answer #7 · answered by Jonathan B 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
la la la ok fine!
2006-10-03 21:31:42 · answer #8 · answered by ///\oo/\\\ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol..that was funny ... thx
2006-10-03 22:21:47 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
its good
2006-10-03 22:05:03 · answer #10 · answered by SdM 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋