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no one in church told me that these aren't the droids i want

2006-10-03 13:45:31 · answer #1 · answered by rosends 7 · 0 0

In church, they pass a collection plate. Also, you sometimes get bread and wine at church. Jedi mind tricks usually don't involve food or money. Unless you're giving it to the Jedi.

2006-10-03 13:45:53 · answer #2 · answered by SlowClap 6 · 0 0

Jedi Mind Tricks are useful and entertaining.

2006-10-03 13:43:43 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

With Jedi mind tricks it is customary to say "May the Force be with you"
With church service, "Let this Farce continue"

2006-10-03 13:45:29 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

Math problems are a Jedi-mind trick on me

2016-03-27 03:57:01 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Jedi mind tricks are based on mind control.
some church services are based on mind control, but not all.

2006-10-03 13:46:00 · answer #6 · answered by Hannah's Grandpa 7 · 0 0

I also get those confused with the Vulcan Mind Meld. Soooooooo confusing!

2006-10-03 14:21:24 · answer #7 · answered by Maureen B 4 · 0 0

your brain vibrates and causes thoughts
stuck a wire in their to electronically catch the vibrations
now i know what you think
also put in a radio receiver.
now your all our slaves.

2006-10-03 13:50:28 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

They wouldn't let me into church with my light saber.

2006-10-03 13:47:03 · answer #9 · answered by Gene Rocks! 5 · 0 0

the thing is that with a log in name like yours, you can be glad to live in a free country, where the majority of faithfuls - christians - do not murder, kill, prosecute those who ridicule their religion and faith,

may be you will not be that "smart" and "ironic" in a muslim country ....

god bless you

2006-10-03 13:50:57 · answer #10 · answered by ralfbless 2 · 0 1

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