Two men were out fishing, when they found a lamp floating in the water. One of the men picked it up and rubbed it, causing a genie to explode from the lamp. Unfortunately, it was a very low-level genie and could only grant one wish. The men thought for a few minutes and then wished for the entire lake to be made of the best beer in the world.
With a poof! the wish was granted. All of a sudden, one of the men got really angry.
"Dammit! Now we have to piss in the boat!"
2006-10-03 13:35:14 · 14 answers · asked by Red Yeti 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ROFLCOPTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2006-10-03 13:57:48 · answer #1 · answered by Gaga 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
An alcoholic was walking down the beach and found a lamp
When a genie popped out he allowed the man 3 wishes
For his first wish, the man wished for an ice cold beer
For his second, he said I want this beer to always be full no matter how much I drink
The genie told him to think hard about what his 3rd wish would be
The man said, I'll take another one of these
2006-10-03 22:21:34 · answer #2 · answered by aljw526 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahaha!
2006-10-04 07:27:18 · answer #3 · answered by Hardrock 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny.
2006-10-03 22:57:53 · answer #4 · answered by Janet lw 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol yeah it's an oldie but a goodie â¥
2006-10-03 20:46:56 · answer #5 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nope!
but can't the man piss by a tree?
2006-10-03 21:12:20 · answer #6 · answered by PinakaFaltizan 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nope i have never heard of that one. but i'm sure i was better off having not heard it.better luck next time.
2006-10-03 20:44:46 · answer #7 · answered by meme 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Weren't you suppose to ask a question?
2006-10-03 20:46:33 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
no but it was a good one
2006-10-03 21:25:44 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Have not heard this one....not very funny.
2006-10-03 21:24:55 · answer #10 · answered by CJBig 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
no i haven't, but it's very good i must say...
2006-10-03 20:55:58 · answer #11 · answered by Megan 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋