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2006-10-03 11:07:50 · 45 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships Singles & Dating

STAR 28.... glad to put a smile on your face thats what life should be all about... JK x

2006-10-03 11:12:28 · update #1

45 answers

You "invite me" over and (together) we'll work on your HARD DRIVE...

2006-10-03 11:14:37 · answer #1 · answered by Uwanna Kissimmi 6 · 0 0

hey dude take my advice, I tried that fone sex the other nite and really hurt my D**k in the socket, my advice is try the real deal, erm now all I need to do is find a A&E dept thats doesnt ask questions,

2006-10-03 14:12:00 · answer #2 · answered by Loverboi007 3 · 0 0

see behind your CPU, there must be some hole to your size of manhood, give a try.

Otherwise put in your hands.

2006-10-03 22:57:27 · answer #3 · answered by LemonPro 5 · 0 0

What kind of net is this? Are you fishing for an answer? Maybe on the end of the hook, ha ha

2006-10-03 11:11:10 · answer #4 · answered by Alicat 6 · 0 0

Nowhere. Cybersex is not rreal sex...the only thing you can do is jack off while you talk dirty with someone on the net or entertain each other with a webcam---but there is nothing you can put your thingi in---except your own hands....

2006-10-03 11:12:18 · answer #5 · answered by MARIANNE G 4 · 1 1

I'm sure some techno-geek has made some plug & play compatible hardware for this task.

Look it up on Google.

2006-10-03 11:13:29 · answer #6 · answered by Captain Moe 5 · 0 0

Up your @#%. Your an idiot. Perhaps you could try having sex with your vacuum cleaner, or was that not good enough for you? Hopefully, there are no pets close by....

2006-10-03 11:14:01 · answer #7 · answered by poodlemama1965 2 · 0 0

In the usual place. Just make sure that both of you don't roll off and kill the goalkeeper!

2006-10-03 11:21:25 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

try the 2 little longways holes in the wall.

2006-10-03 11:09:24 · answer #9 · answered by JC 7 · 0 0

you didnt really think all this could come true
just put some oil in your hand and start thinking

2006-10-03 11:11:30 · answer #10 · answered by dennis1999us 2 · 0 0

Smash it with hammer that feels good to.

2006-10-03 11:16:44 · answer #11 · answered by hahahaha73 2 · 0 0

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