2006-10-03 11:01:28 · 3 answers · asked by BMac 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ok there are 3 women stranded on an island. they find a lantern and rub it. the first women wishes for a smart wayy to get off the island. the genie grants her a boat and she sails across. the next women asks for an even smarted way to get across and the genie give her an airplane. she flys across. the last women, asks for the smartest way to get off the island and the genie say ok. so, the genie turns the last women into a man, and she walks across the bridge. lol.
2006-10-03 13:25:40 · answer #1 · answered by Rhonda G 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The chicken leaned back against the headboard and lit a cigarette.
The egg - looking rather disgusted - rolled over and said, "Well, I guess we've answered THAT question."
2006-10-03 20:09:58 · answer #2 · answered by JubJub 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
This guy runs home and bursts in yelling: "Pack your bags honey -- I just won the lottery!!"
She says, "Oh, wonderful! Should I pack for the beach or for the mountains?"
He replies, "I don't care... Just get the heck out!!"
2006-10-03 20:57:30 · answer #3 · answered by summerbrze 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋