limericks rude or clean?

Question

post here you rude and clean limericks the one that makes me laugh the most get 10points. best ones gets posted on www.myspace.com/fbiknow

Answer 1

A bather whose clothing was strewed,
By winds that left her quite nude,
Saw a man come along,
And unless we're quite wrong,
You expected this line to be lewd.

Answer 2

There once was a man named Saint
That swallowed some samples of paint
All shades of the spectrum
Flowed out of his rectum
With a colorful lack of restraint!

Answer 3

NAUGHTY:

There was a lady who triplets begat
Nat, Pat and Tat
It was fun breeding
But trouble feeding
Cause she didn't have a tit for Tat.

NICE:

There was a young lady one fall
Who wore a newspaper dress to a ball.
The dress caught fire
And burned her entire
Front page, sporting section and all.

Answer 4

There was a young lady from Bude
Who went for a swim in the lake.
A man in a punt,
stuck a pole in her ear and said
'you can't swim here, it's private'

Answer 5

i went to the deep blue sea
to make my final plea
there was a fish
so i made a wish
for the sweetest cup of tea

Answer 6

Yes, rude or clean.