1.What city has no people?
>Electricity
2.Why did the clock in the cafeteria always run slow?
>Every lunch it went back four second!
3.Why was the baby ant confused?
>All his uncles were ants!
4.What flowers do you always wear?
>TwoLips
5.What's the difference between a jeweler and a jailer?
>A jeweler sells watches and a jailer watches cells
6.If you drop a yellow hat in the Red Sea, what does it become?
>Wet
7.What 11-letter English word does everyone pronounce incorrectly?
>Incorrectly !
8.What is the largest living ant in the world?
>ElephAnt
9.Why didn't the lady run away from the attacking lion?
>They told her it was a maneating lion !
10.Would you rather have a tiger eat you or a lion?
>I'd rather have a tiger eat a lion
11.What has 3 heads, is ugly, and smells bad?
>Oops, my mistake, you don't have three heads !
2006-10-03 10:01:08 · 32 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
One of the Yahoo Questions was:
"What is your favorite kind of dog?"
2006-10-03 10:07:07 · answer #1 · answered by Mazz 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
add to your collection
what is a pimp.... a crack salesman
what is a virgin.....a wise crack
what is a Mistress....its whats between a master and a mattress
what is a man... someone who comes out of a woman then spends rest of his life trying to get back in
what do you call a nun carrying a washing machine....systematic
definition of hope is.. a pregnant school girl rubbing her tummy with a vanishing cream
2006-10-03 10:20:29 · answer #2 · answered by getmeout2001 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
11.What has 3 heads, is ugly, and smells bad?
>Oops, my mistake, you don't have three heads !
Haha that was the best one :D Well done Haha
2006-10-03 10:04:20 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Try this one on......
An old man was sitting in the mall, starring at a teenager who had Blue, green and red spiked hair.
The teen would glance at the old man every now and then and catch him still starring at him.
Finally the teen asked," What's the matter old man, ain't you ever done anything wild before?"
The old man answered," yes, I got drunk and had sex with a peacock one time. I was just wondering if you were my son."
2006-10-03 10:20:57 · answer #4 · answered by Cal 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A kid goes into a shoe store and asks the clerk what shoes are made of.
Hide. the clerk says
Why should I hide? the kid says
Hide. Hide. the clerk says again
Hide, the cow's outside.
The kid says, I'm not afraid of a cow, even if it is outside
2006-10-03 10:21:07 · answer #5 · answered by al p 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cute
2006-10-03 10:03:06 · answer #6 · answered by katybeth212001 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Entertaining. Great for a little pick-up or ways to find new sarcastic remarks to make.
2006-10-03 10:05:26 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good ones! My favorite is #10.
2006-10-03 10:07:14 · answer #8 · answered by Mimi 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
um, i think you made an error on number 11. the ugly one is YOU :) haha just kidding.
2006-10-03 10:04:07 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very Nice =)
2006-10-03 10:03:31 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋