1.What city has no people?
>Electricity
2.Why did the clock in the cafeteria always run slow?
>Every lunch it went back four second!
3.Why was the baby ant confused?
>All his uncles were ants!
4.What flowers do you always wear?
>TwoLips
5.What's the difference between a jeweler and a jailer?
>A jeweler sells watches and a jailer watches cells
6.If you drop a yellow hat in the Red Sea, what does it become?
>Wet
7.What 11-letter English word does everyone pronounce incorrectly?
>Incorrectly !
8.What is the largest living ant in the world?
>ElephAnt
9.Why didn't the lady run away from the attacking lion?
>They told her it was a maneating lion !
10.Would you rather have a tiger eat you or a lion?
>I'd rather have a tiger eat a lion
11.What has 3 heads, is ugly, and smells bad?
>Oops, my mistake, you don't have three heads !
2006-10-03
10:01:08
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