My little boy is constantly telling me jokes and asks me to tell him one. I don't know any little kid jokes! Any one have simple little jokes?
2006-10-03 09:54:00 · 10 answers · asked by bradys_mommy 4 in Pregnancy & Parenting ➔ Toddler & Preschooler
What do you call a cow who munches on your lawn? A lawn Mooer.
2006-10-03 22:18:01 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
What did the school of tuna say when a submarine went by?
Oh look! A can of people!
If you're surrounded by 10 wild horses, 3 tigers, 3 elephants and 3 lions, what do you do?
Stop the merry-go-round and get off!
How do you keep a skunk from smelling?
Hold it's nose.
What do you find between an elephant's toes?
Slow-running natives.
What do you call a sleeping bull?
A bull dozer
Edited to add more:
How does an elephant get up in a tree?
Sits on an acorn and waits 100 years.
How do you catch an elephant with only tweezers, a milk carton, and binoculars?
Look through the binoculars the wrong way so the elephant looks really small. Then just pick him up with the tweezers and drop him in the milk carton!
How does an ant trip an elephant?
He hides behind a tree and sticks his leg out!
I know these seem silly, but 5 year olds are all about silly!
I used to check joke books out of the library. I had 101 elephant jokes or something like that.
2006-10-03 10:04:04 · answer #2 · answered by Simply_Renee 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Jokes For Five Year Olds
2017-01-02 08:44:46 · answer #3 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
5 Year Old Jokes
2016-11-13 21:59:42 · answer #4 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My church regularly puts "clean" jokes in the newsletter. Why don't you google some Christian humor websites? I suspect you will encounter some jokes appropriate for five year olds....you know, the ones that DON'T begin with, "These three lesbians went into a bar......."
2006-10-03 10:03:35 · answer #5 · answered by lmnop 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Jokes For 5 Yr Olds
2016-06-20 08:35:10 · answer #6 · answered by danica 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Q. Why did the gum cross the road?
A. Because it was stuck to the chicken's foot.
Q. Why did the elephant paint her toenails red?
A. Because she wanted to hide in a cherry tree.
2006-10-03 10:02:18 · answer #7 · answered by Samurai Jack 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Why did the elephant stand on the marshmellow? So he wouldn't fall into the hot chocolate.
What has four wheels and flies? A garbage truck.
2006-10-03 09:56:56 · answer #8 · answered by HomeSweetSiliconValley 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Knock knock, who's there?
Apple
Apple Who?
Knock knock, who's there?
Apple
Apple Who?
Knock knock, who's there?
Orange
Orange Who?
Orange you glad I didn't say Apple again?
My 5 yr old grandson love that one.
2006-10-03 10:33:06 · answer #9 · answered by GP 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Because he didn't have any guts
2006-10-03 10:05:20 · answer #10 · answered by dzjoni 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋