a couple go to a bull auction in the country one weekend. the auctioneer begins his spiel for the first bull. he says, 'a fine specimen, this bull reproduced 60 times last year.'
the wife nudges her husband and says, 'wow-more than five times a month!'
the auctioneer then calls out, 'another fine specimen, this bull reproduced 120 times last year.'
again the wife nudges her husband. 'hey, that 10 times a month. what do you say about that?!'
her husband is getting really annoyed with this comparison
the third bull is up for sale: 'and this extraordinary specimen reproduced 365 times last year!'
the wife slaps her husband on the arm and yells, 'that’s once a day! how about YOU?!'
the husband was pretty irritated by now, and yells back, 'big deal, once a day!
I bet he didn’t have to do with the same cow!'
2006-10-03 09:32:54 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
real funny any way you can e-mail more tome on my e-mail address:ekdrah@yahoo.com
2006-10-03 09:46:01 · answer #1 · answered by hard 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Pretty funny for a f**kin' cow joke.
2006-10-03 10:10:01 · answer #2 · answered by Paul K 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Moo-velous!!
2006-10-03 10:01:08 · answer #3 · answered by Syburry 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
HA HA!! That is awesome!! I am going to tell that one to my sister who is lacking "intimacy" in the bedroom....she is going to kick my a$$
2006-10-03 09:35:54 · answer #4 · answered by saintamber06 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
you sound like my brother who is always gettin some from his girl...
good one
2006-10-03 10:09:46 · answer #5 · answered by vitamin r 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
nice one
2006-10-03 10:44:12 · answer #6 · answered by mo the man 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha.. that makes a difference!
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2006-10-03 09:35:46 · answer #7 · answered by VetteLeo 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
cool
2006-10-03 10:09:19 · answer #8 · answered by cremcharl 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
very funny, keep them coming lol
2006-10-03 09:38:36 · answer #9 · answered by teddybear 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
that is a good one... ha ha
2006-10-03 10:34:39 · answer #10 · answered by hottmama 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋