2006-10-03 09:26:16 · 13 answers · asked by laura 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Sue McDonald's because the Happy Meal didn't make you happy.
2006-10-03 09:29:23 · answer #1 · answered by infernal_seamonkey 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I don't do this for everyone but I like you. At great personal sacrifice, and believe me I'm losing money on this, I'll help you out, cause like I said, I like you. Send me $5 and I will tell you how. Act fast because there are only a couple ideas left. But wait, that's not all, you also get the adjustable, expanding thing-a-ma-jig with self sharpening action. Act today. Just 500 pennies. You just pay for shipping and handling.
(Shipping + handling $45)
If not completely satisfied just try and get your money back.
thanks
2006-10-03 17:29:30 · answer #2 · answered by al p 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Get Rich? Grab him by the collar and pull him to the ground. Handcuffs are optional. Now, what did Rich do?
2006-10-03 16:59:10 · answer #3 · answered by Syburry 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Have'nt a clue... but i could tell ye the quickest way to get poor thought.
2006-10-03 16:33:31 · answer #4 · answered by How e' ye Horse 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
just send me three easy payments of $19.95 and i'll send you a book on how to get rich titled "Get Rich by Selling Books"
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2006-10-03 16:30:17 · answer #5 · answered by VetteLeo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is like - how do you make a million dollars in the stock market? start with 2 million dollars...
2006-10-03 17:29:18 · answer #6 · answered by Chuckie 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
either find a rich spouse or hit the lottery..
2006-10-03 16:28:40 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
marry a rich spouse...lol...if ya want to say single i would say try buyin and selling realistate.....
2006-10-03 16:31:31 · answer #8 · answered by jdog44442003 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
sell drugs!!!!lol i wouldnt suggest it though...it could get u in alot of trouble...so remember kids DONT DO DRUGS!!!
2006-10-03 16:28:57 · answer #9 · answered by matt pack 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
rob a bank..providing u get lucky...
2006-10-03 16:30:05 · answer #10 · answered by sweetangel1328 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋