One of them was known as Sister Mathematical (SM) ,
and the other one was known as Sister Logical (SL) .
It is getting dark and they are still far away from the convent.
SM: Have you noticed that a man has been following us for
The past thirty-eight and a half minutes? I wonder what he wants.
SL: It's logical. He wants to rape us.
SM: Oh, no! At this rate he will reach us in 15 minutes
at the most! What can we do?
SL: The only logical thing to do of course is to walk faster.
SM: It's not working.
SL: Of course it's not working. The man did the only
logical thing. He started to walk faster, too.
SM : So, what shall we do? At this rate he will reach us in one minute.
SL: The only logical thing we can do is split. You go that way and
I'll go this way. He cannot follow us both.
So the man decided to follow Sister Logical.
Sister Mathematical arrives at the convent and is
worried about what has happened to Sister Logical .
Then Sister Logical arrives.
SM: Sister Logical ! Thank God you are here!
Tell me what happened!
SL : The only logical thing happened.
The man couldn't follow us both, so he followed me
SM : Yes, yes! But what happened then?
SL : The only logical thing happened. I started to run
as fast as I could and he started to run as fast as he could.
SM : And?
SL : The only logical thing happened. He reached me.
SM : Oh, dear! What did you do?
SL : The only logical thing to do.
I lifted my dress up.
SM : Oh, Sister! What did the man do?
SL : The only logical thing to do.
He pulled down his pants.
SM: Oh, no! What happened then?
SL : Isn't it logical, Sister?
A nun with her dress up can run faster than man
with his pants down.
And for those of you who thought it would be dirty,
Say two Hail Marys!
2006-10-03 09:17:55 · 20 answers · asked by wee stoater 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
No you are correct ,irreverent was the correct word choice.... and I did not think it was irreverent...I thought it was quite funny......
But I will say 2 Hail Mary's and throw in an Our Father cause I thought it might be dirty and continued reading anyhow......glad it wasn't BTW
2006-10-03 09:31:54 · answer #1 · answered by abc 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one. Not Catholic but 2 Hail Mary's anyway.
2006-10-03 19:24:34 · answer #2 · answered by tea cup 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I know it's difficult with certain similar words, but I think the adjective you were looking for was irrelevant, not irreverent.
2006-10-03 16:20:57 · answer #3 · answered by Rico Toasterman JPA 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
very good again wif the laughs lol dont spose u could email me them all cheers
2006-10-03 16:24:20 · answer #4 · answered by hayz 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny, keep them coming
2006-10-03 16:33:20 · answer #5 · answered by teddybear 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not quite a belly-laugh, but you made me smile!
2006-10-03 16:21:09 · answer #6 · answered by Kango Man 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hail mary
hail mary
please forgive me for having impure thoughts!! lol xxx
2006-10-03 16:27:41 · answer #7 · answered by Mrs Chicagosgirl!! 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That was a good one!
2006-10-03 16:27:51 · answer #8 · answered by JonnaMamma 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I liked it a lot
Thanks
2006-10-04 03:19:20 · answer #9 · answered by markhatter 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one.
2006-10-03 16:22:11 · answer #10 · answered by shadyaftermath 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋