A very loud, unattractive, hard-faced woman walks into Asda with her
two kids in tow, screaming obscenities at them all the way through the
entrance.
The door greeter says, "Good morning and welcome to Asda, nice children
you've got there. Are they twins?"
The fat ugly woman stops screaming long enough to snarl:
"Of course they bloody aren't! The oldest, he's nine and the younger one,
she's seven. Why the hell would you think they're twins?..... Do you really
think they look alike, ya ********?"
"Absolutely not," replies the greeter, "I just can't believe anyone
would f*ck you twice!"
2006-10-03 09:16:12 · 25 answers · asked by wee stoater 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
haha
think that woman shops in my asda!!!
2006-10-03 09:17:49 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Whats the Cow joke? They are sensetive creatures you know...
In India they are thought to be sacred. Not so in the uk where dairylea exploit them (using male voices when the characters have udders...) to advertise soft cheeses. Any wonder children grow up to ask questions on here like does a bull have udders!!! I have seen the question myself only on sunday.... So I suppose your joke was funnier than the Cow, - Unless it jumped over the moon and of course that would just be ridiculous!
2006-10-03 16:24:51 · answer #2 · answered by mark leshark 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
YES. A f**kin' hag joke is funnier than a f**kin' cow joke.
2006-10-03 17:13:16 · answer #3 · answered by Paul K 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Next time you want to be rude about my mum fu*king ask me first.
2006-10-03 16:25:55 · answer #4 · answered by dorothy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that one is good and sadly like most of the shoppers in our town lol
2006-10-03 16:19:45 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I didnt hear the cow joke so couldnt judge it fairly...!
2006-10-03 16:19:45 · answer #6 · answered by rob e 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
now thats good, and very poigniant i must remember it as i hear many women like this.
2006-10-03 17:49:53 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha
2006-10-04 03:28:16 · answer #8 · answered by markhatter 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao XD
2006-10-03 17:07:34 · answer #9 · answered by sophie c 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats good i like that one alot
2006-10-03 16:19:46 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋