The other day April and I took off to do a little window-shopping. I didn't care that much for the merchandise in the windows, but every now and again, a female sales clerk would catch my eye.
April caught me at it. "You're like a kid in a candy store!"
"Yeah, well, since I'm married to you, I'm like a kid with diabetes in a candy store."
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One of my friend got a speeding ticket and was attending a defensive driving course to have points erased from her license. The instructor, a police officer, emphasized that being on time was crucial, and that the classroom doors would be locked when each session began.
Just after one class started, someone knocked on the locked door. The officer opened it and asked, "Why are you late?"
The student replied, "I was trying not to get another ticket."
2006-10-03 09:03:04 · 9 answers · asked by Pd 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Bored like hell, in need of 10 write me a good reply-
2006-10-03 09:16:17 · update #1
I know that itsn't funny, thought to share some of my bad hours
2006-10-03 09:22:10 · update #2
Whoever(even U) like it or not ,I like those,especialy the second one.....:-)
2006-10-03 09:47:50 · answer #1 · answered by ~~Ñ@V!g@TØ®~~ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
second one was boring but i loved the first one lol.
2006-10-03 17:23:20 · answer #2 · answered by marshall s 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well you were right, they werent funny
2006-10-03 16:19:39 · answer #3 · answered by JonnaMamma 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yea,it's soooooooooooooooooooooooooo bore
2006-10-03 18:35:38 · answer #4 · answered by jason 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
correct.. not so funny... worth a shot though.
2006-10-03 16:11:39 · answer #5 · answered by Wilson Wilson 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
not really funny..but not bad jokes either
2006-10-03 16:11:09 · answer #6 · answered by Michael D 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i agree not so funny
2006-10-03 16:10:28 · answer #7 · answered by hard 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I didn't even crack a grin!!
2006-10-03 17:18:48 · answer #8 · answered by Amber R 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yuk! Yuk! Thanks for the points!
2006-10-03 17:49:43 · answer #9 · answered by The Yahoo! Point Whore 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋