I thought that he might want me to kill a bunch of people, but that doesn't get him any souls unless they HAPPEN to be bad people. I'm thinking that maybe Satan would like me to blow up a prison, so he gets all those bad souls before they can be converted...I just don't know.
2006-10-03 08:08:59 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
It's the little things that matter most to Satan, NOT stupid violence. Call in sick tomorrow and take the day off from work. Stay home and make a nice tasty batch of margaritas. Run up a tab on your credit card watchin' porn on the internet. Eat some fried chicken!! Have fun! Shake your money maker til you just can't help but feel the tingle! Remember real evil subverts the oppression inherent in the system by averting duties to focus on personal FUN!!! Now go enjoy yourself and responsibilities be damned.
2006-10-03 19:33:10 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Maybe you should think about this....
If Satan exists, you must believe that God also exists. If God exists, he wont be very happy with you killing people in Satans name! When you are judged, you will be sent to Hell, but you wont be welcomed as a friend, you will be punished for all eternity. Ive read some stuff about Hell on Wickepedia, and it is far from pleasant. So try to ignore these urges you get from 'Satan' and think what an eternity of excrutiating pain would get you. You nutter.
2006-10-03 15:17:58 · answer #2 · answered by lord 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The thing Satan wants you to do right now is absolutely nothing. Just sit there...and you are serving him. An Idle Mind Is The Devil's Playground. It will give Satan someplace to play.
2006-10-03 15:12:22 · answer #3 · answered by Presagio 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Satan really doesn't care what you do, obviously you are his disciple, and he knows that you will do his bidding. I guess that is a perk in being a satan follower, you just do what comes naturally.When you go to hell and have been there ten thousand years in agony and torment, remember that while you were on earth you had a choice....and this was yours.
2006-10-03 15:20:54 · answer #4 · answered by loufedalis 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I think satan would want you to read my entire website until your eyes get red and irritated. By the way that is satan with a small "s."
2006-10-03 15:11:05 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
You should really be careful what you make light of, satan is very real and you might just be more vulnerable than you think you are.
2006-10-03 15:12:37 · answer #6 · answered by Only hell mama ever raised 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Is this a real question? Wow. Call me a dumb Baptist, but I just don't get it. How about this.... These "middle of the roaders" give me a big laugh, they are on my side and don't know it.
2006-10-03 15:11:18 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I think he wants you to try to go to a church and get right with God.After what happened in PA how can you even joke about this???EVERYONE'S life has value if only to God.
2006-10-03 15:13:17 · answer #8 · answered by jeanette98070 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He usually wants you to surf for porn. These metaphysical beings seem to be obsessed with human sexuality more than anything else.
2006-10-03 15:12:34 · answer #9 · answered by lenny 7 · 0⤊ 2⤋
I think he wants you to move to the political category
2006-10-03 15:25:05 · answer #10 · answered by Grandma Susie 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋