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He gave me the looks, but I can't use them to get laid...

2006-10-03 08:07:07 · 31 answers · asked by Jamie 2 in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

31 answers

Since you are obviously in love with yourself, then you have no problem, cause you know someone at some point is just gonna tell you to go "do it" yourself!

To actually ask this question in the "religion and spirtuality" section just smacks of bad taste.

Oh, and if that is your picture there by your name, you should look up the definition of handsome, honey. I have a question, "If God made you so handsome, then why do you hide your face?"

2006-10-03 08:11:22 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Fornication between a married couple isn't a sin. Being incredibly vain is. You might want to think about that.

2006-10-03 15:13:09 · answer #2 · answered by luvwinz 4 · 1 0

fornication is not a sin, just fornication with YOU is a sin. The rest of us should breed like rabbits. You, Mr. Fuggly, should stand alone.

2006-10-03 15:10:15 · answer #3 · answered by jh 6 · 0 1

I'm not sure if I should laugh or truly agree with you. Maybe you're one of God's special creatures who has to show the world that temptation is the highest level of sin to overcome.

2006-10-03 15:10:14 · answer #4 · answered by Dr. Kat 5 · 0 1

You are in the Human relm of thinking , not the spiritual.
Your outside should match your inside, You do the Math!

2006-10-03 15:30:08 · answer #5 · answered by kay_gaiter 3 · 0 0

Sounds like that is ll he gave you and that is yet to be seen

2006-10-03 15:09:46 · answer #6 · answered by momie_2bee 5 · 0 1

If delusions were dollars, you'd be a billionaire.

But, your excuse is a good one for explaining why you never have a date with a live human being.

2006-10-03 15:08:43 · answer #7 · answered by Left the building 7 · 3 2

maybe he used up all the time on your looks and forgot about your BRAIN

2006-10-03 15:09:46 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

what does handsome have to do with fornication? what do you want to f*** yourself?

2006-10-03 15:09:37 · answer #9 · answered by laney45 4 · 3 1

Sso is being vain, it is one of the seven deadly sins. If stupidty isn't, it should be.

2006-10-03 15:09:12 · answer #10 · answered by bubba 2 · 1 2

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