Two guys go into a sperm bank. The nurse hands them each a bottle and tells them that they have to put some sperm in it.
She puts each man in a separate room. She goes to Room #1 and gives the man a porno magazine and tells him this might help him to make his "contribution"...When she leaves the room, he follows her towards Room #2. He observes the nurse giving the second man a b/j..........Furious, he says, "Hey, nurse! How come he gets a b/j and I get a porno magazine?"
The nurse looks at him and says, "Sir, that's the difference between PRIVATE PAY and a HMO!!"
2006-10-03 07:54:38 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
get out of the gutter! gutter mouth! REPORTED!!!!! REPORTED! haha
I think you'd make a fine sailor.
2006-10-04 03:26:56 · answer #1 · answered by Naddo 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I didn't know an HMO would pay for someone to go to a sperm bank to make a donation...
2006-10-03 08:39:30 · answer #2 · answered by ildjb@sbcglobal.net 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol Yes, i like the joke. It is very funny. Thx for the late laugh. I really needed it right now.
2006-10-03 18:44:18 · answer #3 · answered by Thebronx 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny
2006-10-03 07:56:27 · answer #4 · answered by SUN FLOWER 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Damn! I need to go donate there!
Here is a good tip: NEVER drink anything from a cup labeled "SPECIMEN". Even if your friends tell you that it's just lemonade...
2006-10-03 09:07:20 · answer #5 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i hear that..i use to work at a sperm bank..sadly to say..i got caught drinking on the job so they let me go
2006-10-03 08:47:29 · answer #6 · answered by Michael D 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny, lol
2006-10-03 15:46:06 · answer #7 · answered by jen 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL very funny
2006-10-03 08:04:59 · answer #8 · answered by vampiretype 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah, it's funny.
2006-10-03 08:49:41 · answer #9 · answered by WWJD 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-10-03 08:08:31 · answer #10 · answered by dora co 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋