looks in the bedroom mirror and says to her husband " i look horrible fat and ugly, pay me a compliment". husband replies " your eyesights f**king spot on".
2006-10-03 07:51:46 · 22 answers · asked by mine of useless information 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
that iz a kick *** joke :P :P :P
2006-10-04 04:42:09 · answer #1 · answered by devils sweetheart 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
10 Out Of 10
2006-10-03 20:34:28 · answer #2 · answered by goodfella445 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice 1
2006-10-03 16:21:41 · answer #3 · answered by Cool Dude 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How do you get rid of 30lb of ugly fat-cut your wifes head off.!
2006-10-03 15:10:36 · answer #4 · answered by manthintall 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL Good One
2006-10-03 15:54:10 · answer #5 · answered by Knight H 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Brutal, but I have to admit, funny all the same.
2006-10-03 15:52:45 · answer #6 · answered by WWJD 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
later she says to him 'do you think this dress makes me look fat' and still thinking she wants him to be honest he says 'no it doesn't its your belly and your bum that make you look fat'.
Well girls are always saying they wish their men were more honest!
2006-10-03 15:04:21 · answer #7 · answered by Tarzan 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha ha ha
2006-10-03 14:54:50 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Are you John Mccririck ?
2006-10-03 15:25:39 · answer #9 · answered by MANC & PROUD 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
that's great!! so good! i hate it when women "fish" for compliments, that'll teach 'em!
2006-10-03 15:29:12 · answer #10 · answered by swsbcabg 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-10-03 16:42:28 · answer #11 · answered by abc 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋