There's an above-ground subway train system in Portland, OR called "the Max" and everything on it is automated. So what do the train conductors do on the Max? Their only function seems to get on the loud speaker to bark at people who want to get on the train who are wearing roller-blades, or to bark at people who are smoking on the "platform" where people wait for the train (the platform is outside in the howling wind, btw). They don't check tickets; that's the job of the yellow-jacketed asshole bitches with attitude problems from hell. So what is it that they do in their little closed-off compartment at the front of train, safely insulated from the real world? Keep in mind that this is a real hoity-toity job that one must work up to after being a bus driver in Portland, so one would think that there was a lot of skill involved with sitting there and using an authoritative voice on the speaker system, saying things like, "This train's not movin' 'til you take off those roller blades!"
2006-10-03
07:43:27
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