What's the funniest math joke you've ever heard? (or) Make one up.I need math jokes, only please.
2006-10-03 07:27:36 · 14 answers · asked by Southern Girl/ deal with it! 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Lecture on maths in University College Dublin. After a three hour lecture, the lecturer slammed his hand on his desk and as he did so a big blonde woke up. He asked 'Are there any questions arising from the lesson'. The blonde, still confused, asked 'I can't sleep at night'. 'Right' said the professor 'through mathematics, we will try to find out the reason why not'. He then wrote on the blackboard S L E E P N I G H T. He then coded the letters starting at 0 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9. Each letter now equals a number. 'Take two consecutive numbers from Night followed by one number from Sleep' (eg 782). He continued 'Reverse them and subtract them. Then reverse the answer and add them. (782 - 287 = 495 + 594 = 1089) 'Multiply by 40 for forty winks' = 43560. 'Right young lady' said the professor, you do without that and you will be able to sleep at night: 4 = P: 3 = E: 5 = N: 6 = I: 0 = S...............
2006-10-03 07:51:18 · answer #1 · answered by thomasrobinsonantonio 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
There was a Jewish kid that was having trouble with math so his parents sent him to the Catholic school. All of a sudden he was doing well in math. His parents asked why the change. and he replied " I don't want to end up nailed to the plus sign"
This is a shortened version, but I think it is cute
2006-10-03 07:31:37 · answer #2 · answered by kris_swc 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Little Johnny was busy doing his homework. As his mother approached she heard:
"One and one, the son-of-a-***** is two."
"Two and two, the son-of-a-***** is four."
"Three and three... "
His mother interrupted, asking where he had learned this way of doing math. Little Johnny remarked that his teacher Ms. Margo taught him.
His mother was rather upset and told him to stop the homework. The next day she stormed into Little Johnny's classroom and confronted Ms. Margo.
Little Johnny's mother told Ms. Margo about Little Johnny's different way of doing math, and his claims that Ms. Margo taught it that way to the class.
The teacher was flabbergasted. She said that she couldn't understand why Little Johnny had said what he did. Then suddenly, Ms Margo exclaimed, "Oh, I know, here in school we say, one and one, the sum-of-which is two."
2006-10-04 05:59:03 · answer #3 · answered by giko 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why was 6 scared of 7?
Because 7 8 9! ( because seven ate nine! )
2006-10-03 07:30:42 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
wat does 321738 means?
it means belize(turn it up-sidedown)
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there was this laywer,he one day meet a blonde,so he tell the blonde to play a game with him,he say that if he ask a question and she can't answer it he would need to give him $5 and if he can't answer her question he goto give $100,so she agree and he ask her'wat is the perimeter of a square whose side is 1x1?' and she don't know so she give him $5 and she ask'wat goes up the hill with 3 foot &down with 4?' and he seach on computer,ask etc. ut still didn't get the answer,so he give her $100 and then he ask wat's the answer and she give back $5...pretty smart uh?,this second one don't seems to be a math joke though...
2006-10-03 12:32:12 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Teacher: "Who can tell me what 7 times 6 is?"
Student: "It's 42!"
Teacher: "Very good! - And who can tell me what 6 times 7 is?"
Same student: "It's 24!"
2006-10-03 07:31:49 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 - ate - 9.
2006-10-03 07:29:30 · answer #7 · answered by sparky39fire 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
why is 6 afraid of 7 ?because 7 8 9--------seven ate nine
2006-10-03 07:30:31 · answer #8 · answered by know it all 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Jewish girl says dad can I have 50 dollars? Dad says 30 dollars what do you need 10 dollars for?
2006-10-03 07:41:25 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
no jokes, but I have a great math pickup line...
"hey, why don't you study some math with me- we'll add my house, subtract your clothes, divide your legs, & multiply!"
2006-10-03 07:35:21 · answer #10 · answered by annna 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋