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I mean there are silent ones but they stink worse than the loud ones? help me i need to know.

2006-10-03 07:01:46 · 13 answers · asked by ? 4 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

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Here is a website that is dedicated to helping you uncover the truth about farts:

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There is NO other site with as much practical and useful information about farts.

2006-10-03 07:04:32 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Different types of gasses and rates at which they're produced.
(I can't believe I just gave that question a serious answer)




Do you know why most women don't fart?
They won't close their mouth long enough to build up pressure.

2006-10-03 07:07:09 · answer #2 · answered by twiztidsdad 5 · 1 1

It's the power behind them, Takes Gas power.

2006-10-03 07:05:01 · answer #3 · answered by eviechatter 6 · 0 0

The more pressure you put into it ,the louder it comes out. HAHA

2006-10-03 08:11:22 · answer #4 · answered by charles j 1 · 0 0

all depends upon ones dietary habits. also, certain foods are more gas related than others are too. there must be a list in web md that tells which foods are more gas causers than others are.

2006-10-03 07:04:40 · answer #5 · answered by cadaholic 7 · 0 0

That is something that the philosophers have been ruminating about for centuries. Don't listen to the other answers... it's all about the gastric karma!

2006-10-03 07:21:52 · answer #6 · answered by Serendipity 3 · 0 0

Because they do and it is based on food. Trust me look at my name Fart Fire Gal.

2006-10-03 13:17:08 · answer #7 · answered by Uchihaitachi345 5 · 0 0

HAHA silent but deadly.... Bask in ther ombiance of my stench!!!! hhahahahahaha

2006-10-03 07:10:38 · answer #8 · answered by ♥♥Soon to Be Mrs.F♥♥ 6 · 0 0

the more @$$ the louder the gas

2006-10-03 07:12:42 · answer #9 · answered by JonnaMamma 2 · 0 0

Because it depends on how much gas you have and on how big your *** is.

2006-10-03 07:04:31 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

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