What would a TRUTHFUL McDonald's Commerical say?

Answer 1

We don't care about food - me just want your money!



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Answer 2

we wont hire you even though you have a red wig or no matter how many times you beg us our sandwiches seem to be getting smaller and our large aint no large our frys rock if they were bigger we know you love them so we felt like giving more generous portions sometimes we only hire minors so we can pay them lower wages and even if you tell us you would go to micky ds college we still wont hire you and we should hire you even though your currently smoking crack cause people wont even hire you at the flipping burger joint and since there is no bullet proof and we dont allow you to have a sawed off when you git robbed for the puny ammount of cash in the drawer if you worked here and saw all the chemicals we spray and the cross contamination and the fumes thru the drive thru window and second hand smoke your taking a risk working here so dont do drugs and like most places we recycle very little if at all and we made a play area for the adults to go on with kids really we dont mind and no matter how many micky ds you go to we wont hire you so we cant figure out why you skipped town cause you cant take responsiblity and hold down a job here sober or not so we may not feed you but you might git in trouble for stealing if you pick the garbage da da da da da git hit by a car crossing the street going to your job cause there is no pedestrian bridges to git there safely and when your trying to get ahead you git robbed im loving it ok its partly tru but your loving it

Answer 3

'More than one billion served the most unhealthy crap that $5 can buy. But we do guarantee it will be served to you by a grumpy mother of 6 kids who will bite your head off if you don't speak loud enough the first time. We also guarantee our restrooms will be filthy and the cleanliness of the kitchen is questionable. But, hey, one billion served, our $hit does taste good!"

Answer 4

Come enjoy some food that tastes pretty good, but will kill you if it is all you eat. I mean, are you people stupid? You had to have a movie tell you that if you ate nothing but crap it is harmful to you?

Answer 5

Da Da Da Da Dahhhh... I'm overweight!

(Same amount of syllables as real ad) :)

Answer 6

Come on over -- the best place to gain weight.

Answer 7

It should say that we serve the tastiest processed food that will clog your arteries over time and eventually kill you.

Answer 8

caution: eating this food can cause side effect
Nausea
gas
Diarrhea
and in severe cases vomiting

Answer 9

The republicans say i have to work here or they won't give me my food stamps this month, so here is your freakin ketchup!

Answer 10

for $5 you get a mini burger with hard fries and all you can drink, dine in only.