my catch phrase when I see a lady with large bosoms is "ding dong", what phrase do you use to woe the ladies

Question

sassy sado and blondie..sad answers, get a sense of humour, have you never heard of leslie phillips...or are you conservative yanks from the deep south

Answer 1

Uh, nice rack. Chicks seem to dig it.

Answer 2

I don't think this phrase will "woo" any ladies for you, son. You are a "ding dong". It is very unacceptable for you to comment on a woman's bosom if you're interested in dating her. Grow up and learn to keep your mouth shut. Godloveya.

Answer 3

have you had many girl when you look and talk to there,ding-dongs, it must be hello ding-dons good bye ding-dongs in one statement quickest date know to man then it is a man world try focusing above the ding-dongs and see what happens ,,,,famous late words try talking to my face not my ding-dongs or another one HELLO MY FACE IS UP HERE

Answer 4

Nice rack. but I would say it only to friends and def out of earshot.

or she's smuggling peanuts.

or girl in really short skirt. cough greyhound. ( a skirt so short you can almost see the hare ) lol

Answer 5

I just like to walk right up to them and stare straight down at their chest.

No wait, I don't do that I have tact.

Answer 6

if you ever said that to me i'd ding dong you right in your face, with my fist.

Answer 7

my husband sais (while fixing stair gate 4 baby, well i did shout question to him) Marks out of 10 ........i would give her ONE PS he is saying thank you because of your question my wife caught me unaware i gave an honest reply ow am i in trouble now to make it worst i said sorry thought i was still in work ........

Answer 8

I ask if I can play telephone with them, you stick one in your mouth and the other in your ear

Answer 9

So you are Terry Thomas...I thought you were dead my old chap.

Answer 10

"WALTERS"......as in Walter Mitty`s (rhyming slang)