So I wasted $40 and 2 hours of my life at a bar listening to a random girl blab about her Sociology mid-term while Sean Paul plays for the 30th time on the club system and how she wants to go into marketing when she graduates.
After a $35 dollar cab ride back to my friends apartment we finally go to work on a couch that was previously broke by a hardcore cooler surfing session across the carpet, but I digress. After some mindnumbing dryhumping, I con her out of her undergarments and its time for some strange. Wrong. She preceeds to take my kit and rub it against her bean. Finally she starts to put it in and I can actually enjoy myself. Wrong again. She slides just the tip in and pulls it out. This happens a few more times. She says she doesn't want to have sex. WTF? Its already in there? Eventually she makes a bad decision and I sleeze my way in, but this minor inconvience can get annoying. Why don't they just go for it? Your not a partial whore if only part goes in.
2006-10-03 05:36:55 · 20 answers · asked by aztris 2 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
And on the way home the sloppy wh'ore is like lets get Mexican food. Every fuc'kin time the cu'nts want carne asada fries. Bitc'h you can't finish 2 fu'cking rolled tacos why you gots to be making me buy yer goddamn fries.Then when I wake up in the morning I've got to make up some story so I can get out of my own damn house. I've got to spend $80 more to go to hang out with Kris at Applebees have an apetizer sampler and an as'sload of purple people eaters, go to Trujillo's get a pitcher of some TJ beer to go, pass out behind the wheel and spill my beer, then have to go home because fu'ckin Kerry isn't home. So I get home and the dyke skank is still in my damn room watching TV like she fuc;king lives there. Finally she uses my phone to, oh yeah I left my phone with her, call her stupid bi'tch friends mom to come pick her up.I hate that who're what was her name Bridgette something. The friend that picks up the nasty slu't is always 10x's hotter and I'm like ooooh's I want that bi'tch to chokes me but instead I whack off and pass out on the couch this as'shole busted cooler surfing
2006-10-03 07:25:00 · answer #1 · answered by Shawn V 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL--I have no idea why we do it, but almost all of us do. Probably because we are trying to talk ourselves out of doing the deed, because we know we will regret it the next day. Women and men tend to look at sex completely different. Men want sex! Doesn't matter much where, when or with who! Women tend to make it more of an emotional experience. We don't want to be disrespected in the morning! We don't want the guy to think we are easy. Look at it this way--at least she had a conscience!
Let me ask you- DId you call her the next day? Would you have called her if she hadn't had sex with you?
2006-10-03 05:47:34 · answer #2 · answered by Kailey 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-11-26 00:44:20 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think you sound like a total a$$. She's a regular person, not a hooker. If that's the only reason you took her out, I wish she cost you even more, and got more use out of you that just the few drinks. And with your selfish attitude, I KNOW you stink in bed.
2006-10-03 05:45:54 · answer #4 · answered by melouofs 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ROTFLMAO! Thanks for the comedy routine! You really should be on a stage somewhere. Now that's funny....
Can't you just do what all the other guys do and ask your friends which girls are easy? Then, if you spend 2 hours and $40 getting them lubricated, at least you'll get something in return.
2006-10-03 05:43:54 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i think you need to get yer hands on some roofies brother
i think "hide the tip" is ok and i think chicks do it so your schlong will get all covered in the vaginal slime for lubricating purposes, see they start out dipping the tip in there as a way of priming the pump and then let a little more in, i think they just dont like a dry c o c k shoved up them right away
this is a d a m n fine question by the way and im proud to answer it
all you effing teeny boppers out there, pay attention, you just might learn something if you take a break from asking "does he/she like me" questions
now, if this stupid c u n t is only letting you put the tip in, its time to just blatantly smack her a s s around and get the hell out of there
2006-10-03 05:42:24 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
Sounds like you should just take your $75 go downtown and get a working girl to work you. Then you can play, watch the tip rot off. Good riddance.
2006-10-03 05:41:22 · answer #7 · answered by devilUknow 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
It is so funny when I read the first line I thought she took the tip off the table boy was I wrong lol
2006-10-03 05:39:55 · answer #8 · answered by postal_marg 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
what a tease! start dating the real whores...you may spend just as much, but with a hooker you know you'll get more than "just the tip"...or perhaps...stop trying to find women at bars...
2006-10-03 05:40:03 · answer #9 · answered by violet1656 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
OH MY ...iF IT IS IN IT IS IN WHY STOP IS THAT WHAT YOU ARE THINKING? i MEAN MAYBE FOR JUST A SMALL SECOND SHE KNEW WHAT SHE WAS DOING WAS WRONG AND COULD RISK ALL OF HER PLANS ....AND THEN SHE GOT NERVOUS AND UP TIGHT AND THOUGHT IT IS TO LATE AND HE KEEPS PUSHING MIGHT AS WELL GET IT OVER WITH
2006-10-03 05:40:31 · answer #10 · answered by thunder_rainclouds 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋