Subject: How to call the police
George Phillips of Meridian, Mississippi was going up to bed when his wife told him that he'd left the light on in the garden shed, which she could see from the bedroom window.
George opened the back door to go turn off the light, but saw that there were people in the shed stealing things.
He phoned the police, who asked "Is someone in your house?" and he said "no". Then they said that all patrols were busy, and that he should simply lock his door and an officer would be along when available.
George said, "Okay," hung up, counted to 30, and phoned the police again.
"Hello, I just called you a few seconds ago because there were people in my shed. Well, you don't have to worry about them now cause I've just shot them all." Then he hung up.
Within five minutes three police cars, an Armed Response unit, and an ambulance showed up at the Phillips residence and caught the burglars red-handed.
One of the Policemen said to George: "I thought you said that you'd shot them!"
George said, "I thought you said there was nobody available!"
(True Story) I LOVE IT...
2006-10-03 05:33:49 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
love it
2006-10-03 05:51:35 · answer #1 · answered by ? 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HA! A good one, the same thing kinda happened to me - I was at my apartment when 3 huge guys were banging on my door. I called the policed and they said on one was available so I said I will tell you what Im going to do - Im gonna open my and and if they push there way in Im gonna shoot them. within minutes the lights were everywhere.......
2006-10-03 12:51:14 · answer #2 · answered by justthinkininfla 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is one sure way to get the police to come. Good for George.
2006-10-03 12:45:49 · answer #3 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
sad but true , why won"t they rush when they hear a cry for help but they will drop their donuts and spill their coffee ta see a dead body ,poor George probably ended up in court for cryin wolf .
2006-10-03 14:10:25 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
there's always a way around the system go George
2006-10-03 12:51:53 · answer #5 · answered by poconewyorkwanda 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Go George Go! lol
2006-10-03 13:02:16 · answer #6 · answered by Meli 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Being a true story makes it that much better.
2006-10-03 12:36:20 · answer #7 · answered by Shawn_small 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Now what do ya think about that?? Kinda makes ya wonder abit, eh?
2006-10-03 13:33:32 · answer #8 · answered by JaM 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one!
2006-10-03 12:37:58 · answer #9 · answered by Tony M 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good story
2006-10-03 12:38:17 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋