I thought this one was pretty good...tell me what you think.
Frank was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was Really angry. She told him, "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in less than 5 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE.
The next morning Frank got up early and left for work. When his wife Woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough, there was a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.
Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought the box back in the house. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.
Funeral services for Frank have been scheduled for Friday.
2006-10-03 05:10:35 · 14 answers · asked by raiden 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Things Not To Say to Your Pregnant Wife
17. "I finished the Oreos"
16. "Not to imply anything, but I don't think the kid weighs 40
pounds."
15. "Y'know, looking at her, you'd never guess that Pamela Lee
had a baby!"
14. "I sure hope your thighs aren't gonna stay that flabby
forever!"
13. "Well, couldn't they induce labor? The 25th is the Super
Bowl"
12. "Darned if you ain't about 5 pounds away from a surprise
visit from that Richard Simmons fella. '
11. "Fred at the office passed a stone the size of a pea. Boy,
that's gotta hurt!"
10. "Whoa! For a minute there, I thought I woke up next to
Willard Scott!"
9. "I'm jealous! Why can't men experience the joy of childbirth?
8. "Are your ankles supposed to look like that?"
7. "Get your *own* ice cream."
6. "Geez, you're awfully puffy looking today!"
5. "Got milk?"
4. "Maybe we should name the baby after my secretary, Tawney."
3. "Man! That rose tattoo on your hip is the size of Madagascar!"
2. "Retaining water? Yeah, like the Hoover Dam retains water."
1. "You don't have the guts to pull the trigger..........."
2006-10-03 05:22:48 · answer #1 · answered by helene m 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why is it a bad idea to play UNO with mexicans? Because they will always steal your green-cards. A Mexican and a Blackman are in a car. Who's driving? A cop What's the difference between a blackman and a bench? A bench can support a family of four Why dosn't Mexico have an Olympic team? Because everyone that can run, jump and swim is already here.
2016-03-27 03:20:53 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LoL Poor Frank!
2006-10-03 05:16:22 · answer #3 · answered by stever 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha
that was very witty of Frank!
poor Frank landed up in grave for his wit.
2006-10-03 05:22:18 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. LOL. LOL.
Thanks for the laugh.
And I love VetteLeo's answer! LOL.
2006-10-03 15:05:35 · answer #5 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hehehehe -
This was really good :)
Thansk for sharing
2006-10-03 05:15:46 · answer #6 · answered by ~Dee~ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like it.
2006-10-03 05:43:18 · answer #7 · answered by Shawn_small 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hee hee hee
2006-10-03 05:27:42 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i don't get it. he got her what she asked for! lol.
♣
2006-10-03 05:21:42 · answer #9 · answered by VetteLeo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
what did one snowman say to the other? smells like carrots
BBBUUUUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
2006-10-03 05:15:32 · answer #10 · answered by jimmythebullstromboni 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋