a teen age kid goes up to his dad and asks 'em if he would buy him a car, the dad replys" can your d;ck touch your a.s.s" the kid says "no". the dad says "well theres your answer".
the next day the kid asks his dad if he would play ball with him, once again his dad replys "can your d;ck touch your a.s.s" the kid says no and walks away.
the next day comes and they're sitting at the table eating breakfast. the dad asks his kid to pass him the salt, the kid tell his dad "can your d;ck touch your a.s.s" the dad grins and says "yes, it does", so his kid says to him "well then go f*ck yourself"
i tried this one yesterday but told it a litte wrong, and once again dont shoot the messanger.
2006-10-03 04:38:54 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
(the dad only says yes to get what he wants, it really cant touch his a.s.s)
2006-10-03 04:40:57 · update #1
i know you shouldnt, but i ran the joke once and some people didnt understand
2006-10-03 04:51:07 · update #2
funny made me :)
2006-10-03 04:42:50 · answer #1 · answered by Jackie M 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha
Thanks!
EDIT: Yes...I got it! A jokes not funny if you have to explain it ;-)
2006-10-03 11:42:00 · answer #2 · answered by e404pnf 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
REALLY MATURE JOKE!!! He he....
Read this:-
I called your boyfriend GAY and he hit me with his purse!!!!
Can't explain this one! You gotta be MATURE enough to figure it out! HEHEHE!!
Good Luck!
2006-10-03 12:09:29 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha =D funny
2006-10-03 11:51:56 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
my d!ck can touch my @ss, but my @ss is exit only.
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2006-10-03 11:51:56 · answer #5 · answered by VetteLeo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hee hee hee
2006-10-03 12:48:37 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You bet it was funny !!!
2006-10-03 12:02:56 · answer #7 · answered by EL Big Ed 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
fan tASStic.
2006-10-03 18:05:14 · answer #8 · answered by mo the man 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thanks for the laugh.
2006-10-03 12:03:57 · answer #9 · answered by Papa 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋