An elderly man goes into confession and says to the priest, "Father, I'm 80 years old, married, have four kids and 11 grandchildren. I started taking this new Viagra pill, and last night I had an affair and made love to two 18-year-old girls. Both of them. Twice.
The priest said: "Well, my son, when was the last time you were in confession?" "Never Father, I'm Jewish." "So then, why are you telling me?" "Because I'm telling everybody!"
2006-10-03 04:38:36 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
haha sh*t id be tellin everyone too.. lol
2006-10-03 04:47:23 · answer #1 · answered by lila 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Viagra is to be taken normally depending on the age and sexual capacity of a man but just to be safe, make sure it is prescribed by a sexual therapist or doctor.
Anyway, I don't think you are in the correct category but thanks for the laugh. =) this is an easy 2 points for me.
2006-10-03 11:42:09 · answer #2 · answered by kamahalan_12 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL!!!!!!! That joke cracked up everyone here at work. Another great one. Thank you for the laughs (and smiles).
2006-10-03 12:08:15 · answer #3 · answered by T.G. 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny.
2006-10-03 11:41:14 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha Ha you horn dog, Did you tell your wife too?
2006-10-03 11:47:24 · answer #5 · answered by matboriqua 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha
2006-10-03 11:42:04 · answer #6 · answered by *JC* 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thank you for the laugh, cute joke
2006-10-03 11:41:11 · answer #7 · answered by rkilburn410 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Haha. I'd brag too.
2006-10-03 11:40:47 · answer #8 · answered by 4eyed zombie 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that damn grampa of mine im gonna put his *** in a home
2006-10-03 11:41:22 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
that's funny!
2006-10-03 11:41:17 · answer #10 · answered by kramaster 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋