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I'm eager to go to Hell because all the fun people will be there. Is there a way I could get on the fast track? I don't want to have to wait for an eternity or something.

2006-10-03 04:27:25 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

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The easiest way to go to the Bible hell is to die. Hell is where all people go when they die. It is the common grave.
How do we know that hell is the grave? Well, we can read many verses in God's Word that assures us of that fact. Here are but a few:
Psalms 146:4--"His breath goeth forth, he returneth to his earth; in that very day his thoughts perish." (you can't have fun in hell if you have no thoughts)
Psalm 139:8--"If I ascend into heaven, You are there; If I make my bed in hell, behold, You are there." (If hell is a fiery,hot place of torture, would David think God (Psalms 83:18) would be there ?)
Amos 9:2--"Though they dig into hell, From there My hand shall take them; Though they climb up to heaven, From there I will bring them down." ( Can you dig into fire? No, but you can dig into the earth and God can find you no matter where you try to hide.)
Jonah 2:2--"And said, I cried by reason of mine affliction unto the LORD, and he heard me; out of the belly of hell cried I, and thou heardest my voice." ( The belly of the fish would have been Jonah's grave, if God had not rescued him.)
Ecclesiates 3:19,20--"For that which befalleth the sons of men befalleth beasts; even one thing befalleth them: as the one dieth, so dieth the other; yea, they have all one breath; so that a man hath no preeminence above a beast: for all is vanity. All go unto one place; all are of the dust, and all turn to dust again."
( Humans and animals go to the same place when they die)
Revelation 1:18--"I am he that liveth, and was dead; and, behold, I am alive for evermore, Amen; and have the keys of hell and of death." (Why would Jesus need keys to hell? Because the dead do not have to stay in hell forever; they can be resurrected back to life.)
Revelation 20:13-14--"And the sea gave up the dead which were in it; and death and hell delivered up the dead which were in them: and they were judged every man according to their works. And death and hell were cast into the lake of fire. This is the second death." (Hell delivers up the dead, meaning a resurrection from the grave), and what happens to death & hell? They are thrown into the lake of fire, meaning total destruction.
God is love and tortures no one.

2006-10-03 04:36:39 · answer #1 · answered by Micah 6 · 0 1

When Jesus said Hell He used metaphors for His disciples to comprehend. You need to don't forget Jesus is explaining an immortal affliction to mortals who simplest realize of the matters of this global. But you need to additionally discover that the phrase "Hell" originated from the Old English phrase "Hel" in the course of the seventh century. The normal Vulgate on no account used the phrase "Hell", it customarily used the Greek phrase "Gehenna" that's honestly from the Hebrew phrase "Gehinnom" which when you comprehend Judaism it isn't honestly a position of everlasting affliction, it is extra like a position of purification. The Christian idea of Hell did originate from Judaism however there's no precise Hell in Judaism. In Judaism if a soul used to be not able to be purified that soul might both be destroyed or stay in a regular state of mindful regret in Gehinnom. Different Jews had unique ideals approximately what occurs if a soul is not able to be purified. I like how Protestants declare there's no purification after lifestyles whilst Scripture says in any other case. In the Parable of the Rich Man and Lazarus, despite the fact that the Rich Man is affliction in Gehinnom he's nonetheless speaking with Abraham? I suggestion the ones in Hell had been separated from God, than how is the Rich Man speakme with Abraham who without doubt is in paradise?

2016-08-29 08:43:12 · answer #2 · answered by brickman 4 · 0 0

What makes you think that you will have fun there? is it because you saw "Little Nikki" or something?.......Have you not read the source that has explained what hell will be like? Burning in torment for eternity,....that was said by our Creator.....he created hell for Satan and his demons but if some humans won't accept Jesus's free gift of forgiveness and eternal life in him then that is where all the left overs will go to? Is that what you think of yourself to be equal to demons and Satan? please my friend have some respect for yourself and for God and repent by confessing you are sinful to jesus and ask him to redeem you,......did you not know that heaven is bliss? Believe me friend I am fun to the extreme,....fun does not mean sin.

2006-10-03 04:34:18 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I-40 west to I-15 south to I-10 west.
Get off in Compton.

2006-10-03 04:30:33 · answer #4 · answered by NickofTyme 6 · 0 0

Hedge your bets. Just think for yourself and be kind and loving. It's just as easy to be nice as it is to be mean. AND if you think for yourself and there really is an angry, jugemental and jealous Santa-God then you'll be sent to hell for sure.

BUT on the flip side, if it's all a load of crap and you are responsible for your own destiny based on your actions in life, then you'll find your self with all those cool people you want to hang with.

2006-10-03 04:32:23 · answer #5 · answered by Bran McMuffin 5 · 0 0

You will see no one in Hell, only hear the screams of those whom by your actions or inaction were sent there with you, seperated from God for eternity, alone, burning and screaming and never being consumed, you will have no fun whatsoever

2006-10-03 04:31:55 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Stay on that road of unbelief and that should do it. It would be shame to live this life of hell, then die and go to an eternal one. But hey, whatever gets your goat!

2006-10-03 04:30:53 · answer #7 · answered by Gail R 4 · 0 0

Sure fire way is to become a Christian and judge everyone else's behavior...throw in some damnation along the way, tell everyone else that you are born again, and they need to be saved. Preach at every opportunity, especially when you have nothing to add to a conversation and have no idea what you are talking about.

2006-10-03 04:30:24 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

Read 23 minutes in hell and you'll find out.

2006-10-03 05:39:16 · answer #9 · answered by B"Quotes 6 · 0 0

If you knew what truly awaits you there, you wouldn't think this was something cute to say. Please reconsider your flippant attitude towards eternal suffering.

To answer your question, the way to hell is to reject Jesus Christ as your savior.

2006-10-03 04:30:38 · answer #10 · answered by Esther 7 · 0 0

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