MY T-REX BOB HAS DEVELOPED A SWEET TOOTH AND THIS WORRIES ME !! Please Review This PLEA And Advise Me, OK???

Question

I got Bob about three weeks ago and just love the big two-ton rascel. He's only two years old and past the teething stage, but into exploring his environment with the same enthusiasm of a new puppy.

So, yesterday he ate the neighbor's cat named Sugar and topped it off with Molasses, the hound formerly belonging to a guy in the next block. Both former pet-owners have expressed their unhappiness to me, which I guess I can understand, you know?

So, I don't want to muzzle Bob, that's not natural for a T-Rex, given their great joy in doing opened-jaw roaring at times. And I can't fence a two-tonner in even with razorwire.

AND I'M NOT SELLING MY HOME AND MOVING TO THE COUNTRY !! I enjoy it here.

So, how do your stop a T-Rex from indulging his sweet tooth?

I really need to know in a hurry because this girl down the street has an "inside" French Poodle named Honey and Bob doesn't know about it yet.

(PERSONAL!! --PegBurnVit... Please answer here. I cannot email you back.)

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STORMY KNIGHT-- I DARE NOT say "meow" to Bob, surely for reasons you can appreciate. In fact, just to be on the safe side, I have Bob convinced that I am a mobile rock that tosses out a 100 pounds of cow from this white box that he sometimes uses for a pillow but which I call a house.

Answer 1

Whatever you do, don't tell him about Honey! You don't want to encourage him now, do you? Maybe you could get him to start eating healthier? Here's what you do: Take him to a salad bar. Since they're usually metallic in color, he'll be fooled into thinking it's a giant candy bar (you know, metallic candy bar wrappers and all), and he'll be so excited he'll eat it without thinking. Perhaps that'd work? This is all assuming that you can convince Bob that the mobile rock (you) is his lord and master. You'll have to go ahead and show him who's boss! Tell him if he doesn't stop eating the neighborhood dogs he'll have to go in time out! I used to have a T-Rex, he got run over by an ice cream truck.....poor Dave :(

Answer 2

The country is a wonderful place to live! Lots of open space for your “PET”. Not to many sweets though, except for berries, and some honey. Might not like the after affect if the worker gals get wind of it, oh and maybe an occasional apple pie. After a while Bob would get used to there not being sweets whenever he wants them, but relish the moment when there are. He will like his honey so much he will forget about Honey. Since you are settled in your home, I am sure there must be DVD’s somewhere for Bob to watch during the day, (I have some for my pets), DVD’s on country life, NOT GREEN ACRES! Would hate to think of what Mr. Haney would do, positive Ava would try to bring Bob in the house with an enticing bowl of milk. Make sure you have a lot of vegetation on hand, preferably put in a big popcorn bowl, and probably a fitted Lazy-Boy. Mail was working this morning, says page cannot be displayed. Poor Bob no National geographic this week. He should try Peg same as y not Burn at the other hot accounting agency!. Wondering if he did something wrong to have his account gone, or it could just be the weather…going to try the hot account now to see if it is working. Either way Bob is going to have one heck of a month watching his new DVD’s…. Good luck on breaking his habit.

Answer 3

You do have an issue here..not sure whats the bigger issue..the T Rex or your imagination to come up w/such a thing but either way I will humor your boredom. Call your nearest equine or zoo vet and have them extract all her teeth so she may do no harm. To curve her craving for sweets..try giving her more of your tender lovin you so desirably want to give. Then buy stock in Malleys chocolates since you'll be needing alot of it. And the most important is locating a Phsycologist for yourself..they will understand and help you...lol Best wishes.

Answer 4

Seek help..... I mean-- sea kelp. Sea kelp. Yeah that's it. It's nutritious and has a calming effect. It's a developed taste so try it for at least a week and soon he will no longer crave sweets. He will want seek help..... oops, there I go again! Sorry. lol
Say "meow" to Bob from my cats Figaro and Rosina.
Have a great day!!!

Answer 5

What helps me when I have a sweet tooth is fruit. Some fruit is very sweet so try that and see if it works.
Good luck to you

Answer 6

i say keep feeding it cats.