A young couple is out for a romantic Valentine's Day walk along a country lane. They walk hand in hand and as they stroll, the lad's lustful desire rises to a peak. He is just about to get frisky when she says, "I hope you don't mind, but I really do need to take a piss."
Slightly taken aback by this vulgarity, he suggests she go behind a nearby hedge. She nods in agreement and disappears behind the shrubbery.
As he waits, he can hear the sound of her tight panties rolling down her long legs and imagines what is being exposed. Unable to contain his animal thoughts a moment longer, he reaches through a gap in the foliage, and his hand touches her leg. He quickly brings his hand further up her thigh until suddenly, and with great astonishment, he finds himself gripping a long, thick appendage that's hanging between her legs.
He shouts in horror, "My God, Claudette, I had no idea you were actually a man!"
"No, you don't understand!" she replies. "I changed my mind, I'm taking a crap instead."
2006-10-03 03:12:50 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Hehe, that was a good one.
2006-10-03 03:15:05 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ewwwwww
2006-10-03 03:45:22 · answer #2 · answered by autumn_hendrix 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nicely in case you think of that he will deliver you some thing (maximum possibly) deliver it to him as a marvel, once you spot him and IF he does flow to *****, smile arise in his face, tell him to close and kiss him. (he will lose all indications of any protection, and you will win this argument and alter his ideas approximately receiving presents.) which will restoration him up good have confidence me. If he could no longer deliver something deliver it anyhow and do a similar ingredient, what's he going to do.
2016-10-18 10:04:24 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I really don't know about this one even though it put a smile on my face but that's because just thinking that you might have thought it was funny makes me smile. I'd like to give you a valentine's day surprise ;)
2006-10-04 04:16:10 · answer #4 · answered by Mercy Max 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heard it already. Kinda disgusting
2006-10-03 03:15:46 · answer #5 · answered by leilis4 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
yuk, very funny though
2006-10-03 03:16:11 · answer #6 · answered by markhatter 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
don't know how to answer other than that's sick, bit cute
2006-10-03 03:18:20 · answer #7 · answered by natallbad 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny !!!
2006-10-03 04:05:36 · answer #8 · answered by EL Big Ed 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very good but what is the question?
2006-10-03 03:15:31 · answer #9 · answered by mrsunshine56987 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
eeeeewwwww...not very funny
2006-10-03 04:06:10 · answer #10 · answered by sweetangel1328 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋