Why won't my girlfriends from the PussyCats nightclub come to church with me?

Question

My girlfriends and I are all dancers at PussyCats. I'm trying to encourage them to come to church with me. I've explained to them all the social and economic benefits. I tell them about all the rich guys they might find there and how some of them really squirm in front of their family when I recognize them and say hello. That's kind of funny. LOL. Oh, well. I told my girlfriend that it's cheap, they just need to take a few of the dollar bills we collect from dancing on the floor and put them in the collection plate for Jesus. I have found that God blesses me with even more dollar bills the next week. The pastor always seems to enjoy my being there. He always wants a hug and invites me to come in for some private counseling during the week. It's great advertising with the men folk because they always seem to show up to see me at work the next week.

I think it's just great but I can't seem to get my girlfriends motiviated to join me. Any ideas?

Answer 1

Oh wow. That is so hot. Strippers at the alter, kneeling down to receive communion.

Seriously, I have seen strippers outside of thier natural habitat. It isn't a pretty sight. Isn't the lighting inside of a church a little too revealing for you? Also, the strippers I have known don't function too well before about 2pm.

Answer 2

Church is WHERE you all belong I agree to that. But you are if you are serious (which I doubt with this question) going to church for the wrong reason. Maybe the "pastor" and I use the term loosely can use the "dollars", BUT GOD does not need money. Why should HE when HE knows where the last ounce of gold and the last diamond on earth is? Material items are worthless. Hope this gives you the laugh you wanted this morning, but maybe something was said that will help you.

Answer 3

Perhaps you should consider the fact that not everyone share your belief(s). As a person that went to Catholic school and church as a child, I remember not sharing in the views of the church and even though I still like watching sermons and services, I feel being there makes me a hypocrite-so I don't go.
I have a strong faith and spiritual sense, meditate daily and am content and happy with that. Be happy with your choices, don't force them on others, they might start to avoid you.

Answer 4

come on are you for real? I think you are going to church for all the wrong reasons. maybe your friends have a little more sense than you do

Answer 5

One time, in Band Camp, we snuck out and went to a gay club. I went to apply the bathing room until now the lavatory stalls have been given pee throughout them and locked the door, sat down, and proceeded to do my enterprise. basically then, this little door to precise precise of me slid open and with the aid of a quite latticed screening got here a low voice suggested"tell me Son, while replaced into your final confession?" nicely, did no longer it basically parent? I knew we could continually no longer have smoked that stupid stuff until now going clubbing. someway I wandered right into a Catholic church down the block and took a unload in the confessional. i've got not been so embarrassed in all my existence.

Answer 6

will be offering Prayers for you. can understand why your co-workers are not coming to Church with you. if one embarrasses others this is not a good responsible action to take and Church services are for worshiping, adoring and praising GOD not for any other reasons.

Answer 7

u r strange & unlike other female human species. we r not sure to make of u. u r not troll so we will sit back & observe u & report back to our collective....................

Answer 8

Praying for you.

Answer 9

praying even more for you !!!