Artery...................................The study of paintings.
>Bacteria...............................Back door to a cafeteria.
>Barium.................................What doctors do when patients die.
>Benign.................................What you be after you be eight.
>Caesarean Section............A neighbourhood in Rome .
>Catscan...............................Searching for Kitty.
>Cauterize.............................Made eye contact with her.
>Colic.....................................A sheep dog.
>Coma...................................A punctuation mark.
>Dilate....................................To live long.
>Enema..................................Not a friend.
>Fester...................................Quicker than someone else.
>Fibula....................................A small lie.
>Impotent................................Distinguished, well known.
>Labour pain..........................Getting hurt at work.
>Medical staff.........................A Doctor's cane.
>Morbid...................................A higher offer.
>Nitrates..................................Cheaper than day rates.
>Node......................................I knew it.
>Outpatient..............................A person who has fainted.
>Pelvis.....................................Second cousin to Elvis.
>Post operative......................A letter carrier.
>Recovery room.....................Place to do upholstery.
>Rectum..................................Nearly killed him.
>Secretion...............................Hiding something.
>Seizure...................................Roman emperor.
>Tablet.....................................A small table.
>Terminal illness.....................Getting sick at the airport.
>Tumour...................................One plus one more.
>Urine.......................................Opposite of you're out.
>2x Condoms..........................To be sure, To be sure.
2006-10-03 00:44:58 · 6 answers · asked by The way I are 1 in Health ➔ Other - Health
Love it think it is fantastic!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Well thought up.
Makes a change to find somethng funny and interesting instead of the same old same old!!!!!!!!!!!!
Well done you!!!!!!!!!!
2006-10-03 00:50:09 · answer #1 · answered by Aitch 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha-the rectum bit reminds me of the joke in the classroom where it was a monday morning and the teacher started out the day by getting the kids to one , by one , tell what they did on the weekend.When it came around to little paddy the irish boy, he said -well we went down to the local swamp and we found this big bullfrog.I stuck a straw up its ****,and blew it right up, then i jumped on it.With that the teacher corrected him , and said PADDY"--its not ****,it is rectum.With that, Paddy replied-RECTUM, -yeah - we Rectum alright,--blew the (fucker) to pieces.
2006-10-03 01:05:39 · answer #2 · answered by Ron~N 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hee hee
thanks!
2006-10-03 00:55:08 · answer #3 · answered by Charlotte C 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Overtime rates for an Irish park keeper?........dirty tree and a turd.
2006-10-06 22:30:21 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's so nasty...picking on the poor Irish. I will not laugh at jokes in poor taste....HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA ...errr,that was another person,not me. Loved it
2006-10-03 00:54:06 · answer #5 · answered by Taylor29 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha....lmao!!!...thanks!
2006-10-03 00:47:01 · answer #6 · answered by PunkGreen1829 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋