what can i make for my lunch?

Question

out of a stale bread roll, some celery, a packet of cat food and half a tin of baked beans?
i'M HUNGRY

Answer 1

perhaps a turkey and salad sandwich

or fish and chips

or chicken vindaloo

or M+S deluxe sausage and mash

or Chocolate fudge cake

or baked potato and cheese

or Egg mayonaise roll

oh sorry guess you're vital ingredient money...hahahaha..... peasant

Now back by my baked pheasant

Answer 2

Slice the top off the roll, scoop out the centre. Place the breadcrumbs in a bowl, add the minced celery, cat food and baked beans, mix well, place top on the bread and heat in the microwave for a minute.

Answer 3

Just cook the beans, then break up the crusty roll as a type of crouton, and add. I would also chop up the celery and add that as well, or you could use the celery stick as a spoon!! Give the cat food to the cat, and you'll have company as well!!

Answer 4

Get a plastic bag. Put the bread roll, celery and beans in to it. Seal the bag. Put it in the bin. Phone out for Pizza and give the neighbours cat the cat food.

Answer 5

i wouldnt eat cat food yuk its stinking!!! try this recipe its lovely

Penis Stew

1 pound of penis, ram's or bull's
3 tbls. oil
1 large chopped onion
2 garlic cloves, peeled and chopped
1 tsp coriander seeds, crushed
1 tsp salt
freshly ground black pepper

Scald the penis, then drain and clean (doesn't say how you clean a penis. Not sure a guy would know since this penis is, well . . . never mind).
Place the penis in a saucepan, cover with cold water, and bring to a boil.
Remove any scum, then simmer for 10 minutes.
Drain and slice.
Heat the oil in a large skillet.
Add the onion, garlic, and coriander and fry until the onion is golden.
Add the penis slices and fry on both sides for a few minutes.
Stir in the remaining ingredients with a good grinding of pepper, add enough water to cover, and bring to a boil.
Lower the heat, cover, and simmer for about 2 hours, or until tender.
Add a little water from time to time if necessary to prevent burning.

The ladies say this was originally a Jewish recipe from Marcelle Thomal.
Apparently innards, including penis, once played a major role in Jewish cooking.
enjoy

Answer 6

Have beans on toast with chopped celery. Give the cat food to the cat.

Answer 7

it looks like you will starve or you will simply eat the half eaten beans with the stale bread roll, then clean ya teeth with the celery afterwoods. forget the cat food, the starvation has begun to get to you already!!

Answer 8

Toast the bread roll, have beans on toast & munch the celery. Not sure about the catfood though ...

Answer 9

Haricot beans avec french toast, with side ord of celery crudites. Oh Yeah and feed the bloody cat!

Answer 10

cut up the celery into nice even slices, and place it on the roll:) then pour on your cold beans (unless you wanna have hot food :o ) and add the cat food for some extra flaaava

Answer 11

Baked beans on toast

CELEB

Ermmmm

You cant make french toast without Milk & Eggs