A guy walks into a bar. He tells the bartender he has no money, but in exchange for a beer he'll show him a trick he'll never forget.
The bartender shakes his head but goes ahead and gives the man a beer.
The guy takes a rat out of one pocket and a frog out of another. The rat scurries over to the bar's piano and plays a tune. The frog belts out the song in perfect harmony with the rat's piano playing.
A few minutes later another man walks over and offers the customer $100 for the frog. He instantly accepts, and gives the other man the frog.
"Are you nuts?" the bartender asks. "That frog could be worth a fortune to you."
"Don't be so sure," the customer says. "The rat's a ventriloquist."
2006-10-03 00:34:18 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
like it, can i send it to a freind.?
2006-10-03 00:41:23 · answer #1 · answered by tallulaberry 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Nice
2006-10-03 00:37:51 · answer #2 · answered by cerebral_orgasm 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
That's good. A nice clean joke. Funny.
2006-10-03 00:52:42 · answer #3 · answered by leilis4 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
A woman walks into a bar & asks for a double entendre.
So the barman gives her one.
2006-10-03 00:41:04 · answer #4 · answered by Well, said Alberto 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Not as good, but still worth a chuckle.
2006-10-03 00:36:49 · answer #5 · answered by Anria A 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
it gave me a smile but das it
2006-10-03 01:27:35 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
LOL: nice one
2006-10-03 01:13:34 · answer #7 · answered by sylesh3 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
cool
2006-10-03 00:36:48 · answer #8 · answered by WORLD CLASS 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
lmao ha ha ha thats good
2006-10-03 00:40:33 · answer #9 · answered by MissElection 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
oooh how silly
2006-10-03 00:52:07 · answer #10 · answered by markhatter 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋