A rather attractive woman goes up to the bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestures alluringly to the bartender who comes over immediately.
When he arrives, she seductively signals that he should bring his face close to hers. When he does so, she begins to gently caress his beard which is full and bushy.
"Are you the manager?" she asked, softly stroking his face with both hands.
"Actually, no," he replied.
"Can you get him for me? I need to speak to him," she said, running her hands up beyond his beard and into his hair.
"I'm afraid I can't," breathes the bartender, clearly in trouble. "Is there anything I can do?"
"Yes there is. I need you to give him a message," she continues huskily, popping a couple of fingers into his mouth and allowing him to suck them gently. "Tell him that there is no toilet paper in the ladies room."
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2006-10-03 00:31:01 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!1 I CANT STOP LAUGHING ! HAHAHAHA!! LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THASTS GREAT!
2006-10-03 00:54:28 · answer #1 · answered by miss_dippy 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Was it a blonde woman? Since she clearly didn't check before using the toilet! :D
2006-10-03 07:34:48 · answer #2 · answered by Walter W. Krijthe 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Disguisting but funny.
2006-10-03 07:33:12 · answer #3 · answered by Anria A 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
hah hah hah.. hopefully there are many tubes of toothpaste n bottles of mouthwash
2006-10-03 07:33:26 · answer #4 · answered by cerebral_orgasm 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Oh, that's nasty!
I think it was funny, but...eeewwwww! it's gross at the same time!
2006-10-03 12:39:37 · answer #5 · answered by ♥Pamela♥ 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ewww
2006-10-03 08:08:13 · answer #6 · answered by sapphire 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Heard it before. It's ok
2006-10-03 07:58:48 · answer #7 · answered by leilis4 4 · 0⤊ 2⤋
LOL - Eeeewww
2006-10-03 07:38:05 · answer #8 · answered by Pd 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
yuk yuk yuk
2006-10-03 07:52:56 · answer #9 · answered by markhatter 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA thats really funny thank you!
2006-10-03 07:34:12 · answer #10 · answered by welcome2whereyouare 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋