The wedding date was set and the groom's three pals, a carpenter, an electrician, and a dentist, were deciding what pranks to play on the couple on their wedding night.
The carpenter decided that he would saw the legs off their bed. The electrician figured that wiring the bed with alternating current would give them a few jerks.
The dentist would not tell the others what he had done, simply suggesting that his gag would be a memorable one.
The wedding and reception went as planned. A few days later, each of the groom's three friends received a letter which read as follows.
'Dear friends,
We didn't mind the bed legs being sawed. The electric shock was only a minor setback. But, I swear, I'm going to kill the b*sta*d who put Novocain in the K-Y Jelly.'
("Novocain" is a local anesthetic that produces a loss of feeling and u all know what is KY Jelly)
2006-10-03 00:15:09 · 10 answers · asked by Pd 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
He he!! Very funny!!!! Thanks for the laughs :)
All your jokes are great! Where do you get all these jokes from?
10/10
2006-10-08 18:38:48 · answer #1 · answered by Ladybug 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He-he. Good one!
7 out of 10
2006-10-03 00:38:09 · answer #2 · answered by Anria A 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ahaha! That's a Bad Prank to play on a Wedding Night! LOL. LOL.
2006-10-04 06:52:30 · answer #3 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL! Great joke...
2006-10-03 00:21:57 · answer #4 · answered by christina s 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very good
2006-10-03 00:21:54 · answer #5 · answered by martin r 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
excellent lol
2006-10-03 01:41:19 · answer #6 · answered by gosport girl 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHA!!!!must try this one for sure!!!!
2006-10-03 01:19:45 · answer #7 · answered by sylesh3 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha........good joke.....Also, I am psycho's ........hahahaha
2006-10-03 00:38:52 · answer #8 · answered by Electric 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
.........whts KY jelly....??
u know wht...don't answer tht.....
2006-10-03 00:22:39 · answer #9 · answered by i'm psycho's shrink 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I love that joke. Thanks for the laugh :)
2006-10-03 00:18:49 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋