2006-10-03 00:14:43 · 18 answers · asked by itchy colon 2 in Travel ➔ Travel (General) ➔ Other - Destinations
I traversed the North Pole on the back of an elf called Bob - I think he was a midget really but he insisted he was an elf, to see father Christmas but father Christmas had gone out so I had tea and scones with Bobs wife Melonie who also claimed to be an elf but looked very midgety!!!
Then Bob and Melonie hitched themselves up to a sleigh and pulled us back again!!
2006-10-03 00:33:39 · answer #1 · answered by libbyft 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The British Motor Company would proudly profess that its Land Rover model is the best all terrain vehicle ever made. I was recently put this point at a Land Rover convention in Sollihul, to which i had no genuine response.
Instead i stabbed all four of the mans expensive tyres and ran across a muddy Field to escape. he was flabbergasted but ultimately he realised that i was going to get across the Field quicker than he was!!
2006-10-03 00:20:41 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I was Lost in France in a Pink Cadillac, so I then Took the Long Way Home with a Misty Mountain Hop and had Breakfast in America!!!
I'm not bored - i shouldn't even be here - I just had to have a quick answer fix.
2006-10-03 00:39:47 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I once crossed the great salt desert of south America on the back of a giant slug.
However it dried up after three miles and I finished the journey on my BMX. After fitting extra spokey dokeys of course.
2006-10-03 01:20:56 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha , it felt good to be out of the rain.
I went by Shank's pony (my feet) through temperate rainforest.
I went on the bus in a number of third world countries and attempted to use their public toilets (phhhheeeeeeewwww!!!) I think I prefer the itchy colon.
2006-10-03 00:22:03 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've never been throught the desert on a horse with no name but i've been through the town on a horse with no name!
I walked on stoney floor man that hurts. yeah i'm boredddd tooo.
;-)
2006-10-03 00:25:48 · answer #6 · answered by little.lost 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hmm........
"I've been through the desert in a Challenger 2"
2006-10-03 00:40:05 · answer #7 · answered by Jellicoe 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I was walking once, and i met a man with seven wives. Each of the seven wives had seven sacs and in these sacs were seven cats.
Im not sure if the cats had names!!
2006-10-03 00:33:12 · answer #8 · answered by jimmysaxo 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very solid. i like the bit contained in this form of midsection that is going Naa Naaa Naaa Na Ne NE naa Naa Naa Na na. that is a solid track and that i can carry it to suggestions on the radio in my youthful days!!
2016-12-26 08:11:49 · answer #9 · answered by levatt 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My baby takes the morning train, he works from 9 to 5 and then... what do you take to get home?
2006-10-03 00:18:38 · answer #10 · answered by Michele A 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋