Is it he or his demons that are telling me to eat my wifes Hershey Bars when she is sleeping?
2006-10-02 22:13:54 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
My prior excuse was the dog did a mindmelt with me and told me where her stash place was. It didn't work well.
2006-10-02 22:17:56 · update #1
I am going with warm air over water, and geological disturbances under water.......but as this is the religion section, it could be god. He flooded the earth, so why not new Orleans? Look at the plagues, this stuff gets him off. What a great god. LOL. I love Hershey bars. I practically worship Milton Hershey. Guess he is a false idol. Maybe it was the devil making you eat those bars.
Seriously, how can Christians go wrong. Every time something bad happens, it is Satan, and every time something good happens it is god. Anything to keep out of touch with the reality that we have no control over natural events (and theft of Hershey bars).
2006-10-03 08:17:29 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
No Satan is not responsable for them because they were dependent on circumstances in weather that occur sometimes,so they are bound to happen someday. Just like the Big One in the western US is bound to happen someday. The chemical addiction to chocolate is making you want the chocolate badly enough to eat them secretly.
2006-10-02 22:21:40 · answer #2 · answered by anon4112 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because Skynet knows the Russian counter-attack will eliminate its enemies over here
2006-10-02 22:19:51 · answer #3 · answered by terminator 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If this is actually a serious question:
God is omnipotent so if you believe in the bible, god creates all these disasters that kill millions of people
2006-10-02 22:29:49 · answer #4 · answered by dark_rose287 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
could be. other possibilities: Easter Bunny, Santa Claus, or the Tooth Fairy.
2006-10-02 22:18:32 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
well no....God is responsible...but it is for good so that we will be stronger...and remember when God close a window he opens a door but if he close the door and window..then he's busy sawing your roff so that many blessings may enter...
2006-10-02 22:22:35 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL
ok so what is the excuse when you get caught?
Edit:
LOL
good one
2006-10-02 22:15:40 · answer #7 · answered by snuggels102 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL,You better think of a better excuse.Eating a women's chocolate are grounds for murder.
2006-10-02 22:24:57 · answer #8 · answered by eva b 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes
2006-10-02 22:16:04 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Praying for you.
2006-10-03 01:30:11 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋