2006-10-02 21:35:13 · 26 answers · asked by au4u45 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
About as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood.
2006-10-03 01:02:47 · answer #1 · answered by drstella 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well It depends On how Many cans can canner in a can cause some cans cant can like other cans can .
But A canner can Can like the cans on a can canner.
2006-10-03 07:02:37 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well u45,
I don't know how to break this to you... possibly None.
If the Canner is able to fire Cans... Then it's possible none of the cans would want to be canned for fear of being "canned".
If I were the cans, I would go UNION! So then we would have UCAN! Any time that the Canner wanted to can Cans - there would have to be a union rep watching - making sure that every Can is properly "canned" - !
When all is said and done, productivity will go down, drastically! Benefits will rise, dramatically and the whole operation would be sent to India, where a new riddle will be formed at 60% less cost!
James in San Diego
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My feeble attempt at humor has fallen with a deafening THUD!
(See, in the U.S - to be Canned also means to lose your job)
So my amended answer is:
As many as he can! Well at least until the aluminum runs out!
Hugs and Smoochies!
James
2006-10-03 05:03:01 · answer #3 · answered by jpr_sd 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
7
2006-10-03 04:39:26 · answer #4 · answered by zum1001 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I understand your question but I have not met a canner who can can cans to ask him/her how many cans he/she can can.
2006-10-03 06:30:58 · answer #5 · answered by Hardrock 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
as many as he wants cause the canner can can!
2006-10-03 05:51:29 · answer #6 · answered by huge.shadow 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
as much cans can have in canner can
2006-10-03 04:39:03 · answer #7 · answered by mohan cchandran 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
35
2006-10-03 08:13:06 · answer #8 · answered by markhatter 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
how many cans do you think a canner thinks he can can if he was canning cans? its uncanny
2006-10-03 04:40:58 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I expect the answers to this is on a scale with how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuk could chuck wood
2006-10-03 04:43:13 · answer #10 · answered by Andy M Thompson 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋