is jewish as well right?,it makes sense to me that if your not jewish then burn baby burn,
2006-10-02 21:30:28 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
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2006-10-02 21:35:44 · answer #1 · answered by thewolfskoll 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
God is a spirit, and not a Jew, but the spiritual head of the Jewish people........... If you have the right God. The teaching of the New Testament is that the gentiles (people who are NOT Jewish) will share in the good things of God. A lot of Jews missed that the first time around, "He came unto His own and his own did not receive him."
2006-10-02 22:14:07 · answer #2 · answered by skypiercer 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I don't understand why you think God is Jewish. God was what he was before Jews were created by him. Just to mess you up he also created everybody you are telling to burn.
2006-10-02 21:35:01 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
God's people were the Jews but they did not recignize him when he came in th flesh and chose the law above the salvation of Jesus Christ. Christians are the children of adoption the spiritual children of God. Theres a whole book about this.
2006-10-02 21:35:43 · answer #4 · answered by djmantx 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
So how do where do Christians come into all of this confusion.
I really have to give it up to the Hebrews.
You did a mighty fine job of brainwashing.
You get the Academy Award for brainwashing.
The Nobel Brainwashing Prize.
Lovely.
Very lovely.
2006-10-02 21:34:46 · answer #5 · answered by CHEYENNE 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
One thing we can be fairly certain of and that is Jesus was a Jew ... all the rest is pure speculation and open to endless fruitless debate!
2006-10-02 21:37:56 · answer #6 · answered by cchew4 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
everyone who strives to be like God and tries their best to do good in the world are all equal in his eyes. It doesn't really matter what religion you are in just as long as you spread the truth, no lies and strive to the best of our abilities to be like God. God loves everyone and wants us all to go to heaven but sadly there is so much corruption in the world, so we all know that ain't going to happen. But the least that we can to do is try our very best to follow God and be respectful to all people, animals and religions.
2006-10-02 22:07:43 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You are sick.
Jesus was a Jew-but, what did he have to do with G-d? Jesus was just a man. G-d is One. The fact that G-d and Jesus are the same is illogical. Give it a good thinking-----------it is ridiculous.
2006-10-02 23:21:04 · answer #8 · answered by Shossi 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
yes jesus was a jew ' he is the son of God okay' and God created all things' and all people ' to love one another and to worship and praise' him' thank God for your life today and try to be the best you can'
amen
2006-10-02 21:44:17 · answer #9 · answered by VIVIAN J 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
God is of no nationality, and Jews aren't the only peoples that go to heaven.
2006-10-02 21:32:55 · answer #10 · answered by peach49444 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋