There was a cop on his horse waiting to cross the road when a little boy on his new shiny bike stopped beside him.
''Nice bike,'' the cop said, ''did Santa bring it to you?''
''Yep,'' the little boy said, ''he sure did!''
The cop looked at the bike and while handing the boy a $20 ticket he said, ''Next year, tell Santa to put a license plate on the back of it.''
To go along with the cop, the little boy said, ''Nice horse you got there sir, did Santa bring it to you?'' ''Yes, He sure did,'' said the cop.
The little boy looked up at the cop and said, ''Next year tell Santa to put the dick underneath the horse instead of on top.
2006-10-02 20:57:03 · 18 answers · asked by chinadoll31645 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Pretty funny!
Here's one for you:
A young woman had been taking golf lessons. She had just started playing her first round when she suffer a bee sting.
Her pain was so great that she decided to return to the club house for help and to complain.
Her golf pro saw her come into the clubhouse and asked, "Why are you back so early? What's wrong?"
"I was stung by a bee", she said.
"Where", he asked?
"Between the first and second hole"' she replied.
He nodded knowingly and said, "Then your stance is too wide."
2006-10-02 23:41:57 · answer #1 · answered by Cowboy Roy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny
2006-10-03 04:00:14 · answer #2 · answered by domule 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's funny I hear they plant the foreskins of circumcised babies in the park in NYC so they can grow more cops
2006-10-03 04:05:13 · answer #3 · answered by al p 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Awesome.
2006-10-03 03:59:42 · answer #4 · answered by mark r 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
TO TRUE JUST LIKE SANTA TO MAKE A MISTAKE LIKE THAT
2006-10-03 04:06:44 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha, hehe, like that one, heard something like it b4 but thats a good'n. :)
2006-10-03 04:01:17 · answer #6 · answered by Purplgirl 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
really a joke for thinking and laughing over and over.
2006-10-03 04:29:22 · answer #7 · answered by mohan cchandran 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha . that was very vey vey funny. ( santa one)
2006-10-03 07:14:08 · answer #8 · answered by jeo 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha...i luv it...ive heard it b4 though...actually...sum1 else had also posted it up...thnxx 4 sharin...
2006-10-03 06:11:32 · answer #9 · answered by bmyfriend 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one .
2006-10-03 04:36:18 · answer #10 · answered by Blue Shadow 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋