His Mouth moves and sounds come out. How many agree??
2006-10-02 20:51:01 · 20 answers · asked by lilleablue 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Man Speak
"I'M GOING FISHING"
Means: "I'm going to drink myself dangerously stupid and stand by a stream with a stick in my hand, while the fish swim by in complete safety."
"IT'S A GUY THING"
Means: "There is no rational thought pattern connected with it and you have no chance at all of making it logical."
"CAN I HELP WITH DINNER?"
Means: "Why isn't it already on the table?"
"UH HUH," OR "SURE, HONEY," OR "YES, DEAR..."
Means: Absolutely nothing. It's a conditioned response.
"IT WOULD TAKE TOO LONG TO EXPLAIN"
Means: "I have no idea how it works."
"I WAS LISTENING TO YOU. IT'S JUST THAT I HAVE THINGS ON MY MIND."
Means: "I was wondering if that redhead over there is wearing a bra."
"TAKE A BREAK HONEY, YOU'RE WORKING TOO HARD."
Means: "I can't hear the game over the vacuum cleaner."
"THAT'S INTERESTING, DEAR."
Means: "Are you still talking?"
"YOU KNOW HOW BAD MY MEMORY IS."
Means: "I remember the theme song to 'F Troop', the address of the first girl I ever kissed and the vehicle identification numbers of every car I've ever owned, but I forgot your birthday."
"OH, DON'T FUSS, I JUST CUT MYSELF, IT'S NO BIG DEAL."
Means: "I have actually severed a limb, but will bleed to death before I admit that I'm hurt."
"HEY, I'VE GOT MY REASONS FOR WHAT I'M DOING."
Means: "And I sure hope I think of some pretty soon."
"I CAN'T FIND IT."
Means: "It didn't fall into my outstretched hands, so I'm completely clueless."
"WHAT DID I DO THIS TIME?"
Means: "What did you catch me at?"
"I HEARD YOU."
Means: "I haven't the foggiest clue what you just said and am hoping desperately that I can fake it well enough so that you don't spend the next 3 days yelling at me."
"YOU KNOW I COULD NEVER LOVE ANYONE ELSE."
Means: "I am used to the way you yell at me and realize it could be worse."
"YOU LOOK TERRIFIC."
Means: "Please don't try on one more outfit, I'm starving."
"I'M NOT LOST. I KNOW EXACTLY WHERE WE ARE."
Means: "No one will ever see us alive again."
2006-10-03 06:18:50 · answer #1 · answered by helene m 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Agree
2006-10-03 03:57:29 · answer #2 · answered by Ian Mac 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes, I can't agree with you more! I was just about to type that, and then I saw your addition to your question.
Answer: You know a man is lying when his mouth starts moving, and words begin to come out. Also, when he says...I promise!!! And.... I love you!! And....You're the ONLY one for me...
There are too many answers to this one...but I think I pretty much summed it up! =)
2006-10-03 03:55:21 · answer #3 · answered by MiLuv 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
We all lie from time to time. The important thing is what he's ling about. Is it he had a few drinks with the boys after work or is it that he's sleeping with your sister.
2006-10-03 03:55:45 · answer #4 · answered by fidxgonzo32 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Personally with my husband ..Yes I agree
2006-10-03 03:54:20 · answer #5 · answered by cino_bean 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
depends on wether he is lying on the bed or on the couch, also if he is lying on top or lying below.
2006-10-03 04:23:32 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
several punches to the kidneys will tell you if the dirty scoundrel is fibbing...if he changes his story after 35 moderate blows to the abdomen, the rotten bugger was lying....also if he starts coughing blood,it is a total hoax and the nancy boy deserves another beating....im not lying.....i swear!!
2006-10-03 03:56:23 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
need not always. how about the dumb one? the expressions and the body langauage could also reveal that one is lying.
2006-10-03 04:33:22 · answer #8 · answered by mohan cchandran 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Some men are honest.Are you alright?I thought you just had a heartattack.
2006-10-03 03:53:56 · answer #9 · answered by Desperado 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yeah i agree with you in some cases cause sometimes even i do it!
2006-10-03 04:31:11 · answer #10 · answered by mark 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋