A flat-chested young lady went to Dr. Smith about enlarging her tiny breasts. Dr. Smith advised her, "Every day after your shower rub your chest and say, "Scooby doobie doobies, I want bigger boobies."
She did this faithfully for several months and it worked! She grew terrific D-cup boobs! One morning she was running late, got on the bus and in a panic realised she had forgotten her morning ritual.
Frightened she might lose her lovely boobs if she didn't recite the little rhyme, she stood right there in the middle aisle of the bus closed her eyes and said, "Scooby doobie doobies, I want bigger boobies."
A guy sitting nearby looked at her, "By any chance, are you a patient of Dr. Smith's?" "Why, yes I am... How did you know?" He leaned closer, winked and whispered, "Hickory dickory dock..."
2006-10-02 20:44:05 · 9 answers · asked by chinadoll31645 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I like that joke. That is very humorous, and not too bad. A joke you wouldn't be ashamed to tell your pastor.
2006-10-02 20:47:12 · answer #1 · answered by Crazy Cowboy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hilarious!
2006-10-02 20:59:05 · answer #2 · answered by mark r 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny one
2006-10-02 20:48:34 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
very funny
2006-10-02 20:47:25 · answer #4 · answered by kitty 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
that is ******* funny you've blown of my head hahaha
2006-10-02 22:30:50 · answer #5 · answered by hard 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha. funny. i liked it.
2006-10-02 21:38:04 · answer #6 · answered by mark 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lmao that was too funny!!!
2006-10-02 20:59:36 · answer #7 · answered by halieysmom 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lmao that's funny!!!
2006-10-02 20:47:39 · answer #8 · answered by Shana 1 · 2⤊ 0⤋
NICE ONE.
2006-10-02 20:46:46 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋