Billy Bob and Luther were talking one afternoon when Billy Bob tells Luther, "Ya know, I reckon I'm 'bout ready for a vacation. Only this year I'm gonna do it a little different.
The last few years, I took your advice about where to go.
Three years ago you said to go to Hawaii. I went to Hawaii and Earlene got pregnant.
Then two years ago, you told me to go to the Bahamas, and Earlene got pregnant again.
Last year you suggested Tahiti and darned if Earlene got pregnant once again."
Luther asks Billy Bob, "So, what you gonna do this year that's different?"
Billy Bob says, "This year I'm taking Earlene with me."
2006-10-02 20:35:28 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I deeply feel that that joke was funny.
2006-10-02 23:33:21 · answer #1 · answered by Hardrock 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's a good joke; but if you want to make it better, establish early on the Earlene is Billy Bob's wife. So make it, "three years ago, went to Hawaii and MY WIFE Earlene got pregnant. Leave out "I." Let the listener imply "we" in his/her mind. That sets up the punchline much better.
2006-10-02 21:29:11 · answer #2 · answered by Jack 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Billy Bob just needs to take Luther on the next vacation so he can't impregnate his wife again wile he's gone.
2006-10-02 22:27:44 · answer #3 · answered by Hawaii SEO 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's funny because of the twist at the end.
A man takes his wife to the ballgame. A stranger comes up to her and sticks his hand in her shirt fondles her boob for a few minutes and leaves while her husband just sits there.
A little bit later another guy comes up and sticks his hand under her dress, again the husband does nothing.
This happened with about 15 guys, finally the guy sitting beside the husband says,"Hey if you are not going to stop them you should leave her at home.
The husband sighs and says,"I can't. If I leave her at home she f*cks every guy in the neighborhood.
2006-10-02 21:01:14 · answer #4 · answered by al p 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, my deep philosophical, analytical consensus on this rather pregnant joke is ha, ha, ha, Earlene sure is a funny name!!!
2006-10-02 22:21:17 · answer #5 · answered by Just me 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I can hear Dolly Parton playing the background, the Family Clinic is on speed dial and the cops are knocking on the door. :)
2006-10-02 21:03:26 · answer #6 · answered by Purplgirl 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you need to somehow make the characters easier to relate to, which'll make the joke grab the listener more peronally
2006-10-02 20:39:21 · answer #7 · answered by Bo Jangles 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very nice surprise ending!
reminds me of another one...
'my wife and i keep our marriage strong and healthy by going out to dinner twice a week...
she goes on tuesday and i go on friday.'
2006-10-02 21:15:07 · answer #8 · answered by duhman 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well its not all that, in fact it doesnt even rate a "thats funny".
2006-10-02 20:37:55 · answer #9 · answered by Nyla 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha thats really funny cause the mans so damn dumb! its one of the few jokes that i liked the most.
i liked it.
2006-10-02 20:46:37 · answer #10 · answered by mark 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋