An infinite number of rednecks, in an infinite number of pickup trucks, firing an infinite number of shotguns at an infinite number of road signs, will produce all the great works of literature - in braille - Stephen Webb
2006-10-02 19:40:50 · 10 answers · asked by Doc Watson 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
MEandB, my grandfather, my father and my uncle were all West Texas farmers. I'm sure both my father and grandfather would have thought this funny. My Uncle Raymond probably wouldn't have gotten it.
2006-10-02 19:59:45 · update #1
the most important is the order of the great works!
2006-10-02 20:50:18 · answer #1 · answered by marius-bogdan 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hey Doc,
I liked that joke, alot! I am OUTRAGED at the OUTRAGE! I
See one of the greatest things about Redneck jokes, is that we can all relate! We've all had the friend that had the car on cement blocks. the relative that loves to wear tube tops (at 200#'s overweight), the parent that hooted and hollered at the wrong place during a funeral! I can't tell you the amount of times we were all talking about something and I blurted out my well thought out answer about something NOT EVEN RELATED! As a college educated man - that's when I am a REDNECK! When I see a 55 year old white guy - GET JIGGY WITH IT! That's when he is a Redneck, When a Presidents wife claims the way to combat drug use is to just say NO! That's when she is a Redneck! When a guy takes an innocent satyrism and barks about hard work, well that's a Redneck TOO!
James
P.S. My hands are calloused too! I don't even do farming work?
2006-10-03 04:55:17 · answer #2 · answered by jpr_sd 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You know you're a redneck if......
...there's a stuffed possum anywhere in your house
...you consider a six-pack and a bug zapper to be quality entertainment
...your wife's hairdo has ever been ruined by a ceiling fan
...you've ever barbecued Spam
...your porch collapses and more than six dogs are killed
...your brother in law is your uncle
...you think taht beef jerky is a food group
...your idea of a seven course meal is a KFC bucket and a six pack
...you think a Volvo is part of a womans anatomy
...your junior/senior prom had a creche
...you consider you license plate to be personalised because your dad made it in prison
...you consider pork and beans to be a gourmet meal
...you have a picture of Johnny Cash, Willie Nelson or Elvis over the fireplace
...you can tell your age by the number of rings in the bathtub
Sorry if these are old, I'm a Brit and have only just become aware of Redneck culture......!
2006-10-03 04:53:44 · answer #3 · answered by Tish P 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A redneck ain't nothing but a working man,who makes his living by the sweat of his brow and calluses on his hands.
2006-10-03 02:47:28 · answer #4 · answered by Desperado 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
sorry, but i just remembered this joke and i think it fits in here somewhere .
this man goes in a bar & orders 2 drinks- one for him & one for his friend. bartender asks "who?" and the man pulls out this man-about 1 ft tall. bartender says"cool! can he do anything?can he walk?" man says "sure",tells the little man to run down to the end of the bar ,get matchbook,and return.little man does,and bartender says "cool! can he talk?" man replies "sure",tells the little man "tell him about the witchdoctor you called a ni**er"
2006-10-03 04:05:12 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
why is it so hard to prosecute rednecks ? no dental records, and all the DNA is the same..
2006-10-03 02:44:06 · answer #6 · answered by snoogans 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
SORRY DIDNT LIKE THAT ONE
2006-10-03 04:26:56 · answer #7 · answered by halieysmom 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What the..??
2006-10-03 02:44:21 · answer #8 · answered by daddydoggie 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
not really.
2006-10-03 02:44:10 · answer #9 · answered by sweet.pjs1 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
was that the joke??????
2006-10-03 02:46:04 · answer #10 · answered by <--tsk--> 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋