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What's a lightbulb?

2006-10-02 19:16:30 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

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I like your sense of humour
and your senitivities to babies
your knowledge of light bulb science & technology
your mathmatics amaze me,
Are you a professor of social sciences, LOL.

2006-10-02 19:22:12 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 2

You have to teach them what a lightbulb is in the first place and in the second place, several of those little curtain climbers would have to change the bulb.

2006-10-03 02:26:47 · answer #2 · answered by whenwhalesfly 5 · 0 1

3.

One to look it up on the internet, one to change the lightbulb, and the other to look out for grown-ups so that they don't know babies are actually smarter than them.

2006-10-03 02:36:41 · answer #3 · answered by Hulabaloola 3 · 1 1

What a stupid Q. To change a lighted bulb's status everybody needs one finger to reach the button.
So do the babies I guess.

2006-10-03 02:52:20 · answer #4 · answered by me 2 · 0 2

hell------o here on the farm. we do not have electricity yet... so we still use candles and lanterns... pa promised to get us electricity if the crop was good this year.

ma said, well you know Charles.... I can go into town and sell my body....

and then Laura cries..... but ma, I want Elfonzo so bad. Let me go to town and earn some money.....

so as soon as sister Laura and ma get back from town, pa can start hooking up electricity...

2006-10-03 02:34:38 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

babies can't change lightbulbs

2006-10-03 02:17:55 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 2

it takes only one baby to change light bulb to heavy bulb

2006-10-03 02:24:15 · answer #7 · answered by Abhay 1 · 0 1

it takes one to remove it, one to put the new one in, and one to eat the peices of the old one,
so 3

2006-10-03 02:20:47 · answer #8 · answered by hondacobra 2 · 0 1

Abhay is funny.

2006-10-03 02:28:39 · answer #9 · answered by Doc Watson 7 · 0 1

you mean diapers? one.

2006-10-03 02:20:36 · answer #10 · answered by GoingNoWhereFast 5 · 0 1

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