I'm so ugly that my reflection stains the stainless steel in my kitchen sink!
Okay, give it your best shot. How ugly can you be?
2006-10-02 18:31:15 · 24 answers · asked by Doc Watson 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Redneck Woman, usually a person who is secure about themselves doesn't mind making fun of themselves. It's always interesting to see how people reply to something like this, isn't it?
2006-10-02 18:48:54 · update #1
You're so ugly, you have to Trick or Treat by phone.
2006-10-02 18:34:19 · answer #1 · answered by Precision 2 · 6⤊ 1⤋
I try my best not to see any Ugly in any one. I am a positive person and I try to look through the eyes. You can be the ugliest person ever and have the biggest heart. It is what is on the inside that is more important.
I'm so ugly that my mom tied a pork chop bone around my neck just so the dog would play with me.
I am so ugly that when I was born, the doctor slapped my mom.
I'm so ugly, I have to sneak up on a glass of water.
I'm so ugly, the mirror in the bathroom automatically fogs over when I walk in.
2006-10-02 19:17:13 · answer #2 · answered by whenwhalesfly 5 · 4⤊ 0⤋
I'm so ugly my dog is scared of me.
or
I'm so ugly when I looked in your sink the stains run away.
2006-10-02 18:49:07 · answer #3 · answered by Desperado 5 · 3⤊ 1⤋
I'm so ugly that when i was born the doctor slapped my mother
I'm so ugly when i was born i had to sleep in the doghouse
2006-10-02 19:52:18 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
i'm so ugly that...wait, i can't find anything funnier than yours so i have to say that i, like you, am so ugly that my reflection stains the stainless steel in my kitchen sink! ;)))))
2006-10-02 19:00:44 · answer #5 · answered by dianka(â?ªis a kidâ?ª)â?¢ 6 · 0⤊ 2⤋
you're sisters soooo ugly she lost her cherry in a glory hole
you're so fugly u grow cheese on warts
you're fugglier then the crackheads baby
you're so fuggly your mom calls you lassy
you're so ugly skreetch made your porno
you're so ugly even tom won't be your friend
your so ugly you dated tori spelling
your daughter is so ugly the fbi announced they found osama
your so ugly osamas camel popped wood
2006-10-02 18:33:43 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
your so ugly your mom had to tie a pork chop around your neck just so the dog would play with you/ if i had a dog with a face like yours i would shave his butt and train him to walk backwards/your so ugly when you were born the doctor slapped your mother
2006-10-02 19:48:48 · answer #7 · answered by know it all 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
You're so ugly when you were born they put you in a tinted incubator!
2006-10-02 19:17:30 · answer #8 · answered by Gorgeous 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
i'm so ugly my husband makes me comb my long brittel hair over my face . and puts glass's on the back of my head and makes me walk backwards and 3 feet back to the left.
2006-10-02 18:34:18 · answer #9 · answered by rx8 slotcar 5 · 3⤊ 2⤋
Im so ugly that they wouldnt let me join the hockey team...as a goalie.
2006-10-02 19:10:07 · answer #10 · answered by .oh snap.london bridge.oh snap. 3 · 2⤊ 2⤋