Three Little Pigs went out to dinner one night. The waiter comes and takes their drink order.
"I would like a Sprite," said the first little piggie.
"I would like a Coke," said the second little piggie.
"I want water, lots and lots of water," said the third little piggie
The drinks are brought out and the waiter takes their orders for dinner.
"I want a nice big steak," said the first piggie.
"I would like the salad plate," said the second piggie.
"I want water, lots and lots of water," said the third little piggie.
The meals were brought out and a while later the waiter approached the table and asked if the piggies would like any dessert.
"I want a banana split," said the first piggie.
"I want a root beer float," said the second piggie.
"I want water, lots and lots of water," exclaimed the third little piggie.
"Pardon me for asking," said the waiter to the third little piggie, "but why have you only ordered water all evening?"
The third piggie says - "Well, somebody has to go 'Wee, wee, wee, all the way home!"
2006-10-02 17:56:46 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Funny and clean. Bravo!
2006-10-02 19:19:04 · answer #1 · answered by Doc Watson 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOOK i have puppies and they are three little pigs over here .
2006-10-03 00:58:17 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very cute.
2006-10-03 00:58:38 · answer #3 · answered by Fleur de Lis 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wee wee weee
2006-10-03 04:29:14 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
that's a good clean joke to tell a kid
2006-10-03 01:35:27 · answer #5 · answered by harmony 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Them there pigs sure do taste good!!
2006-10-03 00:59:40 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That one was cute! I can tell it to my grandchildren.
2006-10-03 02:14:45 · answer #7 · answered by organic gardener 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I EAT pigs! Time To Dance! do do do dododo do do dododo!....
2006-10-03 00:58:30 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
pretty cute joke
2006-10-03 00:58:58 · answer #9 · answered by Deidre C 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is funny! That's really good that!
2006-10-03 05:07:00 · answer #10 · answered by Akira_Cat 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋