Do you have chocolate icecream?

Question

A man went to the store and asked the female cashier behind the counter, "Do you have any chocolate ice cream?" The cashier replies, "No we are out of chocolate ice cream." So the man asks, "Can I get a gallon of chocolate ice cream?" The cashier says, "No! we are out of chocolate ice cream." The man asks, 'Can I get a half gallon of chocalate ice cream." The cashier, getting frustrated, says "No! we are out of it." The man asks, "Can I get a pint of chocolate ice cream?" So the cashier says, "Sir, can you spell the van in vanilla?" He says, "Yes! V-a-n." The cashier says, "Can you spell the straw in strawberry?" He says, "Yes, S-t-r-a-w." The cashier says, "Can you spell the f*** in chocolate?" The man thinks and says, "Hey! there is no f*** in chocolate!" The cashier says, "Right! That's what I been trying to tell you! There is no f***in chocolate!"

Answer 1

lol Keep em commin.

Answer 2

thats cute. it reminds me of somethin that happened here recently in arizona there was a man that climbed to the top of a telephone poll and wouldnt come down until the cops brang him a gallon of milk and some chocolate ice cream! it was hillarious and it was all over the news!

Answer 3

Man, this is definitely one of the most funny thing i've read in a while. I still can't stop laughing

Answer 4

lol it reminds me of the days I worked in an ice cream store.

Answer 5

There are really people like this! I worked at a resort ON the beach and I would have people ask me where the beach was.

Answer 6

That is really a funny joke!!

Thanks for sharing.

Answer 7

That was funny, i started laughing.

Answer 8

Superhit!!!!

Answer 9

funny

Answer 10

Boy, aome people are thickheaded!!!