I don't know what to do! He's usually right about these things, but I caught him lying to me last month and now I think he may be trying to destroy me. What should I do?
2006-10-02 17:41:15 · 15 answers · asked by marcia_mahoya 3 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
Ugh, never listen to cats, they're always in it for themselves. Ask the dog, he'll set you straight.
2006-10-02 17:43:34 · answer #1 · answered by freyas_kin28 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You are on the wrong path, you are walking up your neighbours front path, OH NO you parked outside your neighbours house and you can see him and his sexy wife going at it on the cushy leather couch. Wait a second, there's another person there and another, MY GOSH they are having a sex party and you weren't invited. Shame on them, they mustv'e accidently dropped it down the drain when they went to the post office.
2006-10-03 00:46:23 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
How would he (the cat) know what path you were on, unless he was on the wrong path also.
Better watch your back, you never know what or who else might be on that same path.
Have a nice day!
2006-10-03 01:02:28 · answer #3 · answered by Uncle Alf 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Introduce your neighbor's cat to your nearest neighborhood Rottweiler, and then have Mr. Kitty tell you all about the wrong paths in life.
2006-10-03 00:45:01 · answer #4 · answered by Michigan 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Try to contact The Son of Sam for advice
2006-10-03 00:43:41 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
He is testing you listen to the cat, cats know alot of things but if he writes you, check out the spelling, cats are known for not being able to spell.
2006-10-03 00:43:35 · answer #6 · answered by desert_kats 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Halloween is coming. He'll be back to normal next month.
In the mean time, do not stare directly into his eyes.
2006-10-03 00:43:54 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dont trust that cat, last time I did that it ended up costing me $475... dont ask.
2006-10-03 00:51:40 · answer #8 · answered by h2gj87 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
speak English!
2006-10-05 00:23:06 · answer #9 · answered by kitty n 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
buy that cat and make a fortune with a talking cat!
2006-10-03 00:44:15 · answer #10 · answered by redpaynt 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋